Best Sucker Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“You're such a sucker for sweet talk that you'd lie with every scumbag who comes your way.”

Fool Idiot Self Deception Sucker Whore Sweet Talk Slut Fuck You Scumbag Sweet Talking Whoring

“You're a superCILIOUS cock SUCKER. You know that." "IT TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE.”

Gay Sucker Gay Romance Cock Gay Romance Erotica

Source: Uninhibited From Lust To Love

“My girlfriend calls me a ‘Sucker!’ for working in the biologically toxic field of high altitude professional astronomy.”

Astronomy Girlfriend Osha Altitude Toxic Tmt Telescope Sucker Professional Biologically

Author:Steven Magee

“Hey,.... bitch.... Sucker or whatever you are.... STOPP STARRRRINGGGG AT ME! It's so depressing!”

Depression Staring Sucker So Bitch

Author:Deyth Banger

“Nope… nope kicker.. .sucker I don't know as for now the right words.”

Words Right Sucker Kicker

Book:Jokes From A

Source: Jokes From A

“I'm a sucker for gag reels and teaser trailers for new seasons. One of the great parts of panels, especially on a show like 'Supernatural,' which can be so dark, it's fun to get up there and laugh and remember we're only telling a story. Seeing Eric Kripke and Ben Edlund up there being so funny always makes me laugh.”

Stories Shows Remember Fun Dark Laughing Seeing Seasons Get Up Sucker Eric Trailers Make Me Laugh Gags Teasers

Author:Jared Padalecki

“I'm a sucker for a funny script. And then, as soon as I don't wanna be, one comes along and grabs me.”

Scripts Sucker

Author:Meg Ryan

“I am a sucker for jackets!”

Jackets Sucker

Author:Anna Torv

“I'm a sucker for turquoise sea, white beaches and palm trees. I've been to the tropics every year since I could afford it. It's the perfect place to unwind. I can chill out, read, do a bit of yoga.”

Years I Can Bits White Perfect Tree Sea Yoga Beach Palms Chill Sucker Unwind Palm Trees Tropics Chilled Turquoise Chilling Out

Author:Bruno Tonioli

“I'm a sucker for pop melodies, things you can't get out of your head.”

Pops Melody Sucker

Author:Ryan Tedder

“Before I was going to be an actress, I was going to be a veterinarian! I thought I was one as a child. I was the kid who was like, 'Daddy! I want a kitty! It needs a mommy!' And my dad was such a sucker. Every time I would beg, with tears flying down my face, about how this animal needs love, needs a home. He would cave.”

Want Needs Children Home Kids Faces Animal Tears Dad My Dad Actresses Flying Caves Daddy Sucker Kitties Need Love Veterinarian

Author:AnnaLynne McCord

“I did this movie with Spike Lee called Sucker Free City, and that would have to be my favorite role by far. It was just so much fun to work with Spike and shoot in San Francisco.”

Fun Cities Roles My Favorite San Francisco Sucker

Author:Anthony Mackie

“I am a total sucker for an actor's autobiography/biography. I have probably read most of them.”

Actors Autobiography Biographies Sucker

Author:Kate Fleetwood

“If, after the first twenty minutes, you don't know who the sucker at the table is, it's you.”

Ifs Knows Firsts Minutes Twenties Tables Gambling Sucker

Author:David Levien

“Borrowing money on what's called 'easy terms,' is a one-way ticket to the Poor House. If you think it ain't a Sucker Game, why is your Banker the richest man in your Town? Why is your Bank the biggest and finest building in your Town? Instead of passing Bills to make borrowing easy, if Congress had passed a Bill that no Person could borrow a cent of Money from any other person, they would have gone down in History as committing the greatest bit of Legislation in the World.”

“I'm a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind.”

Kind Guy Accents Sucker

Author:Janeane Garofalo

“It's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.”

Immoral Sucker

Author:Mike McDermott

“I'm a sucker for any band named after a work of literature. Los de Abajo take their name from Mariano Azuela's famous novel 'The Underdogs,' and that says a lot about who they are and the music they make.”

Literature Names Novel Band Sucker Underdog

Author:Daniel Alarcon

“A sucker has no business with money in the first place.”

Firsts Sucker

Author:Canada Bill Jones

“When I was 9, I saw a wrestler on television named Gorgeous George. He said, "I'm beautiful. I'm so pretty that if a sucker touches my face, I'll kill him. If he messes with my hair, I'll pummel him." I said to myself, "That's a good idea. I am the greatest, I'm pretty." And then I took it a little further than he did.”

Ifs Littles Said Ideas Beautiful Faces Saws Television Hair Mess Good Ideas Gorgeous Sucker Wrestler

Author:Muhammad Ali

“I hate to see prudence clinging to the green suckers of youth; 'tis like ivy round a sapling, and spoils the growth of the tree.”

Hate Growth Tree Youth I Hate Green Rounds Prudence Spoil Clinging Sucker Ivy Saplings

Author:Richard Brinsley Sheridan

“The hardest part about parenting is when I have to be The Dad--aka the Fun-Sucker--as opposed to being a friend.”

Fun Dad Hardest Sucker Aka

Author:James Patterson

“The sucker's trap is when you focus on what you know and what others don't know, rather than the reverse.”

Knows Focus Reverse Traps Sucker

Book:The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

Source: The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

“And for a sucker play a man gets sucker pay; for the paymaster is on the job and never losses the pay envelope that is coming to you.”

Men Play Jobs Loss Pay Sucker Envelopes

Book:Reminiscences of a Stock Operator

Source: Reminiscences of a Stock Operator

“Always walk towards open doors. And if they slam shut in your face, kick that sucker in and keep going.”

Ifs Funny Faces Walks Doors Kicks Keep Going Your Face Sucker Slam

Author:Richard Gere

“It is criminal negligence to leave suckers lying around to tempt honest men.”

Men Lying Atheism Honest Criminals Honest Man Sucker Negligence

Author:Wilson Mizner

“Some artists think every woman is a groupie, and that every dude is a sucker, and I never looked at people like that.”

People Thinking Artist Sucker Groupie

Author:Immortal Technique

“I watch sports all the time. My wife Cindy says I would watch the thumb-suckers play the bed-wetters. I watch all sports and I enjoy all sports. It's been great fun in my life and a great diversion.”

Play Fun Sports Enjoy Watches Wife Bed My Wife Thumbs Sucker Diversion Cindy

Author:John McCain

“This is the truth: I'm into sales. I love deals. I'm definitely a sucker for steals.”

Deals Stealing Sucker

Author:Pitbull

“It will not bother me in the hour of death to reflect that I have been "had for a sucker" by any number of imposters but it would be a torment to know that one had refused even one person in need.”

Knows Needs Persons Has Beens Would Be Hours Numbers Bother Torment Sucker Helping Hand Caring For Others End Of Life Imposter

Book:Letters to an American Lady

Source: Letters to an American Lady

“Im a sucker for accents and any man who can actually sing and serenade you.”

Men Accents Sucker

Author:Kayla Ewell

“Suckers think that you cure greed with money, addiction with substances, expert problems with experts, banking with bankers, economics with economists, and debt crises with debt spending”

Thinking Problem Economics Crisis Addiction Greed Debt Spending Cures Substance Experts Economist Banking Bankers Sucker Debt Crisis

Book:The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

Source: The Bed of Procrustes: Philosophical and Practical Aphorisms

“Some ideas, like dandelions in lawns, strike tenaciously: you may pull off the top but the root remains, drives down suckers and may even sprout again.”

May Ideas Roots Remains Strikes Lawns Sucker Sprouts Dandelions

Author:Elizabeth Bowen

“I've always been a fan of melody and emotional melancholy, whether it was Rites of Spring or Tears for Fears or Neil Young. If I hear a song that has a sweet melody, I'm a sucker for it, whether it's Linkin Park or Little Richard.”

Ifs Littles Young Song Fans Tears Emotional Sweet Spring Parks Melody Melancholy Sucker Rite Linkin Park

Author:Dave Grohl

“I'm always interested in playing different people, in different situationsIt doesn't matter to me whether someone is in love with a man or a woman. I find the idea of love and romance interesting. I'm a sucker for it. I like playing someone who's falling in love because I like the sensation of it. People do extraordinary things when they're falling in love.”

People Men Ideas Different Matter Romance Fall Love Is Interesting Falling In Love Extraordinary Sensations Different Peoples Sucker Extraordinary Things Playing Someone

Author:Ewan McGregor

“I'm a massive sucker for music documentaries.”

Massive Documentaries Sucker

Author:Stephen Mangan

“Everybody's got a right to be a sucker ... once.”

Sucker

Author:Clint Eastwood

“I'm a sucker for a woman with beautiful eyes.”

Eye Beautiful Sucker Beautiful Eyes

Author:Ryan Guzman

“The period of financial distress is a gradual decline after the peak of a speculative bubble that precedes the final and massive panic and crash, driven by the insiders having exited but the sucker outsiders hanging on hoping for a revivial, but finally giving up in the final collapse.”

Giving Periods Giving Up Finals Investing Financial Driven Massive Bubbles Decline Collapse Panic Outsiders Crash Distress Sucker Hanging On Insiders

Author:Charles P. Kindleberger

“Academia is to knowledge what prostitution is to love; close enough on the surface but, to the non-sucker, not exactly the same thing.”

Enough Surface Prostitution Sucker Academia

Book:Incerto 4-Book Bundle: Fooled by Randomness The Black Swan The Bed of Procrustes Antifragile

Source: Incerto 4-Book Bundle: Fooled by Randomness The Black Swan The Bed of Procrustes Antifragile

“I'm a very outgoing person so I like girls who are not afraid to be themselves. I'm not a shy person and when I hang out with a girl, I want to be able to talk to her. At the same time I like a girl I can have a conversation with - as opposed to me sitting there talking away because she won't open her mouth. I like conversations and I'm a really big sucker for personality.”

Want Persons I Can Bigs Able Girl Talking Personality Conversation Mouths Sitting Shy Hanging Out Not Afraid Sucker Outgoing Shy Person

Author:Corbin Bleu

“I'm a very outgoing person so I like girls who are not afraid to be themselves. I'm not a shy person.I like conversations and I'm a really big sucker for personality.”

Persons Bigs Girl Personality Conversation Shy Not Afraid Sucker Outgoing Shy Person

Author:Zac Efron

“I was a closet pacifier advocate. So were most of my friends. Unknown to our mothers, we owned thirty or forty of those little suckers that were placed strategically around the house so a cry could be silenced in less than thirty seconds. Even though bottles were boiled, rooms disinfected, and germs fought one on one, no one seemed to care where the pacifier had been.”

Littles Care Mother House Rooms Cry My Friends Thirty Forty Bottles Seconds Closets Sucker Germs One On One Pacifiers

Book:Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession

Source: Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession

“That's the thing about marriage. It's a shell game we play with ourselves. We're the suckers and we have to lose, but we play anyway because we lie to ourselves that we can win.”

Play Lying Games Winning Loses Marriage Shells Sucker

Author:R. K. Milholland

“I like driving. I'm a real sucker for driving across North America - I never get sick of it, ever.”

Real America Sick Driving Sucker North America

Author:Neko Case

“I am just like any other girl, a sucker for romance.”

Romance Girl Heard Sucker Amber Other Girl

Author:Amber Heard

“I'm a sucker for a catchy song, and dance music. That's my sweet spot.”

Song Sweet Spots Sucker Catchy Dance Music Song And Dance

Author:Hilary Duff

“I don't really collect anything. I mean, if I see a piece of Moxie soda memorabilia, I'll probably buy it. I'm a sucker for regional soda brands and forgotten histories and that sort of thing.”

Ifs Mean Pieces Forgotten Brands Sucker Soda Memorabilia Moxie

Author:John Hodgman

“As for drinks, I'm a sucker for flavored teas.”

Drink Tea Sucker

Author:Christopher Tin

“I just happen to be a sucker for humor. So anywhere I can sneak in something that I find potentially interesting or funny I do it as much as I can get away with.”

I Can Happens Interesting Get Away Sucker Sneak Sneak In

Author:Johnny Depp

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