Marriage Quotes
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“Gift the love of your life with undistracted, untelevisioned, unhurried attentiveness.”
“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”
“Where there's marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.”
“You can bear your own faults, and why not a fault in your wife?”
“The happiest marriages are full of alternative lives, lived in the head, unknown to the partner.”
“The clog of all pleasure, the luggage of life, is the best can be said for a very good wife.”
“When a man seduces a woman, it should, I think, be termed a left-handed marriage.”
“(When asked who wore the pants in his house:) I do, and I also wash and iron them.”
“You can't bond with a male until you set your parents free.”
“I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as the rest of us.”
“Mother's love is peace. It need not be acquired, it need not be deserved.”
“An untidy, badly run house will ruin any marriage and is a disgrace to any intelligent woman.”
“Don't worry that children never listen to you; worry that they are always watching you.”
“Marriages are said to be made in Heaven, which may be why they don't work here on Earth.”
“If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.”
“No labourer in the world is expected to work for room, board, and love -except the housewife.”
“Grave authors say, and witty poets sing, That honest wedlock is a glorious thing.”
“Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.”
“Marriage is too interesting an experiment to be tried only once.”
“If you wish to ruin yourself, marry a rich wife.”
“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.”
“After three failed marriages, I know what it's like to be replaced.”
“Marriage is not a reform school.”