Marriage Quotes
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“Love is moral even without legal marriage, but marriage is immoral without love.”
“Marriage is nature's way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.”
“If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two separate books.”
“Love is the only force capable of transforming an enemy into friend.”
“I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.”
“A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.”
“No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.”
“Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.”
“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.”
“One should believe in marriage as in the immortality of the soul.”
“Marriage must incessantly contend with a monster that devours everything: familiarity.”
“Rituals are important. Nowadays it's hip not to be married. I'm not interested in being hip.”
“Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.”
“Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.”
“It is love, not reason, that is stronger than death.”
“My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact.”
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”
“Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.”
“A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.”
“A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.”
“A marriage without conflicts is almost as inconceivable as a nation without crises.”
“A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.”
“Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.”
“In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.”
“A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.”
“In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing.”
“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.”
“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.”