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“It's easy to get lost in the baby. You have to make sure you give your husband attention.”
“Happiness is when you see your husband's old girlfriend and she's fatter than you.”
Source: Ann Lander's Encyclopedia, A to Z: Improve Your Life Emotionally, Medically, Sexually, Socially, Spiritually
“If your husband wants to lick the beaters on the mixer, shut them off before you give them to him.”
Source: Margaret Atwood: Conversations
Source: Don't blame the mirror
Source: Henry's Sisters
“Think of your husband as a lover from a previous life, and wonder what you did to deserve him.”
“Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you'll keep your husband.”
Source: The Erma Bombeck Collection: If Life Is a Bowl of Cherries, What Am I Doing in the Pits?, Motherhood, and The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
Source: Your Maternity Leave
Source: The Mind-Body Problem
Source: There's a Spouse in My House: A Humorous Journey Through the First Years of Marriage
Source: There's a Spouse in My House: A Humorous Journey Through the First Years of Marriage