Best Husband Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Before I met my husband, I was just about to look into adoption.”

“I never ever, ever say anything against my husband to anyone except my husband. Everyone gets in fights, and I think the natural propensity for women is, 'Oh I want to talk to someone.' But the minute you take what bothers you outside the bond between you and your husband, you let someone else into the relationship and that causes a wedge.”

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Author:Jen Lancaster

“The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though ,so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.”

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Author:Jenny Lawson

“My work generally tends to be an all-out, 360-degree subversive take on everything, most of all my own notion of myself as a son, father, husband, human being and male in this culture.”

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Author:Mark Leyner

“I think that's going to be an issue: Whether or not voters are going to get more of the same in a Clinton candidacy or whether she really is something unique and has something to offer apart from her husband.”

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Author:Barbara Olson

“Happiness is not that easy to achieve, but having a handsome husband, a beautiful baby, and a great job helps.”

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Author:Ellen Pompeo

“It's easy to get lost in the baby. You have to make sure you give your husband attention.”

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Author:Ellen Pompeo

“But I want to motivate. I wanna motivate every person to leave here to be a better father, a better husband, to break addictions to come up higher in their walk with the Lord.”

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Author:Joel Osteen

“I had a big event in my personal life. Then I reevaluated and started going to theology class, and then I found my husband.”

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Author:Ali Landry

“I have tons of sunglasses. My husband won't let me buy another pair because I lose them all the time.”

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Author:Ali Larter

“Before I got married, I never really watched TV. Now, my husband and I watch 'The Bachelor' together. I love 'The Soup' - that's where I get a lot of my pop culture - and 'Chelsea Lately.”

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Author:Dylan Lauren

“The most important thing is to find the balance between city and nature. I have that 'hippie quality' - my husband is a super-hippie Los Angeles boy - so we'll have to make time to go to Puerto Rico, and upstate New York, and be sure we get to do outdoorsy stuff like that.”

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Author:Ana Ortiz

“I consider myself a human being, a Christian, a father, a husband, so many things, before being a black person.”

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Author:David Oyelowo

“The rugs that I picked out and the pillows with the little owls, sort of like whimsical throw pillows - I feel like you can never enough whimsical throw pillows in your house, in your life. My husband probably disagrees.”

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Author:Busy Philipps

“I have to say that my husband and my children are so tough, there really is no space for pretension.”

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Author:Miuccia Prada

“When I talk about my husband, I feel as if people roll their eyes. It's like when you're 16 and order a martini, and the waiter says, 'Do you think I'm stupid?'. They can't grasp that I'm old enough to be married.”

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Author:Megan Fox

“Last week I did a piece for Style on advice to Laura Bush about how to help her husband. This week it's religion. It just depends on what I find interesting at the moment.”

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Author:Sally Quinn

“In fact, Parkinson's has made me a better person. A better husband, father and overall human being.”

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Author:Michael J. Fox

“So what I say about Tracy is this: Tracy's big challenge is not having a Parkinson's patient for a husband. It's having me for a husband. I happen to be a Parkinson's patient.”

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Author:Michael J. Fox

“I'm a dad, I'm a husband, I'm an activist, I'm a writer and I'm just a student of the world.”

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Author:Michael J. Fox

“If any difference should be made by law between husband and wife, reason, justice and humanity, if their voices were heard, would dictate that it should be in her favor.”

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“One of my first thoughts I had when I started considering the mastectomy was, 'What am I going to look like?' And then, 'What will my husband think?”

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Author:Giuliana Rancic

“When I started 'Third Watch,' I knew I was going to be with the firefighters and lifting, so I was doing yoga, running, and swimming - all at the same time. I didn't have a kid then. Now I don't have time for that. I want to spend time with my son and my husband, so it's mainly just yoga now.”

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Author:Kim Raver

“When you live in America, it's kind of insular - the news coverage that you get - unless you're really smart about it and find more international news coverage. I've learned that from my husband. In the French culture, they talk politics.”

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Author:Kim Raver

“For my kids, I cook everything. We have dinner every night, pretty much, just the four of us: my husband and me and our two kids.”

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Author:Lela Rose

“When my husband came to my parents' house for the first time, he asked, 'Why is everyone screaming? Why are they so angry?' I said, 'No one's angry. This is just how we communicate.”

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Author:Melissa Rauch

“Was I the best husband? No. And I regret it.”

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Author:Stuart Rose

“Divorce is never easy, but it’s even more painful when you find out your husband is having an affair with a beautiful model fifteen years younger than you.”

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Author:Alana Stewart

“My husband is a musician. He cooks and he's a chef but he also, he makes basement recordings. So many people in my life make basement recordings, so I feel very lucky, I'm surrounded by very creative people.”

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Author:Dana Spiotta

“"Antiques Roadshow" is my favorite show. Every Monday night I have one hour of appointment television. I get the popcorn out and tell my husband, "don't bother me."”

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Author:Lara Spencer

“If you were out of a job and your kid needed diapers and your husband just left you, you would be so confused.”

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Author:Barbara Steele

“I'm being a dad and a good husband.”

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Author:Chad Smith

“I'm not a Facebook/Twitter gal, but my husband is.”

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Author:Katey Sagal

“Let us say your wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend makes you happy. If they leave, you're bound to be unhappy. You are the slave of the thing that makes you happy. You are a junkie and human relationships can be expensive habits.”

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Author:Frederick Lenz

“I think a writer is not an ideal husband... Writers tend to get off into their own heads and not notice the people that they're living with, or they get irritable with the people that they're living with when the people insist on being noticed.”

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Author:Roy Blount, Jr.

“As long as my husband's looking at me, that's all I care about!”

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Author:Kelly LeBrock

“If I hadn’t left Texas, I might not have met the director Terrence Malick, and I wouldn’t have met my husband and I wouldn’t have had the children that I’ve had. Life is interesting like that.”

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Author:Sissy Spacek

“But on the other hand, I talked to a woman who was a working woman, and it was actually great for her, because she had her husband one week of the month and the other three weeks, while he was with his other wives, she got to pursue what she wanted to do.”

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Author:Jeanne Tripplehorn

“I really enjoy doing sitcom television. It allows me to stay in Los Angeles and spend more time with my husband and kids.”

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Author:Nancy Travis

“I always think about which blood drive was going on in Georgia that day when that husband or mom or school teacher rolled up their sleeve and actually gave me a second chance at life. It's the ultimate gift of life, and I'm the one who was on the other end.”

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Author:Niki Taylor

“I never complain. I chose the road of fighting with the Ukrainian oligarchy in 1996, and have paid for this with my freedom and that of my husband, my father and my close friends.”

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Author:Yulia Tymoshenko

“In every union roles are assumed, some traditional, some not. My husband used to pay his own bills, I used to call my own repairman. But as marriages progress, you surrender areas of your own competence, often without even knowing it.”

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Author:Ayelet Waldman

“My own husband was divorced when we met, but without kids. I don't know what I would have done if he'd had them. I got the message very early on that the worst mistake a woman can make is marrying a man with children.”

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Author:Ayelet Waldman

“Personally, I think four is the perfect number of children for our particular family. Four is enough to create the frenzied cacophony that my husband and I find so joyful.”

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Author:Ayelet Waldman

“So many women today have become so focused on their children, they've developed these romantic entanglements with their children's lives, and the husbands are secondary. They're left out. And the romantic focus is on the children.”

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Author:Ayelet Waldman

“Yes, I have four children. Four children with whom I spend a good part of every day: bathing them, combing their hair, sitting with them while they do their homework, holding them while they weep their tragic tears. But I'm not in love with any of them. I am in love with my husband.”

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Author:Ayelet Waldman

“I don't know what makes a marriage work. My husband and I don't have it right at all; it's very tough on him. From the outside it looks like it's all about me - I have a glorious career and he doesn't.”

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Author:Emily Watson

“I'm kind of a homebody. My husband says I like to just stay home and do nothing, but that's just how I am.”

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Author:Kristi Yamaguchi

“My husband is my best friend; he knows my sensibilities.”

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Author:Vera Farmiga

“I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot trying to push this guy to get married when I wasn't even sure if I wanted to.”

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Author:Jen Kirkman

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