Best Refrigerators Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“...of course those fridges don't get cold: they're more like coffins that way. But coffins are also just fancy boxes made to lock away what we need to forget in order to move on.”

Death Loss Grief Moving On Mourning Forgetting Coffins Refrigerators Fridges

Book:A Sunny Place for Shady People

Source: A Sunny Place for Shady People

“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.”

“The first thing I do when I come home is check the refrigerator for cats because I'm convinced that if one dies, my husband will hide it in there because I don't cook and so I won't see it. I do drink Cokes, though ,so technically he should hide the corpse in the oven. And now I need to start checking the oven.”

Ifs Needs Should Firsts Home Dies Drink Husband Cat Convinced Checks Cooks My Husband Coming Home Corpses Coke Refrigerators Ovens

Author:Jenny Lawson

“I met Jack Bruce, one of my heroes, in a studio while doing some recording. England had just beat Scotland in a big football match and I saw Jack trying to break into this refrigerator in the lounge, drunk out of his brain, and I didn't know what to say.”

Knows Trying Bigs Brain Break Saws Football Hero Mets Beats England Studios Drunk Scotland My Hero Refrigerators Football Match

Author:Andy Partridge

“I tend to watch a lot of movies at home. It's nice to be close to the refrigerator with my pyjamas on and just relax.”

Home Watches Nice Relax Refrigerators

Author:Kathy Reichs

“I am usually cooking at least four times a week if I am home. The easiest thing that I do a lot is gazpacho. It's simple and it tastes best if you let it sit over night in the refrigerator... I don't want anybody near me when I am cooking. If I am going to make a mistake, it has to be my fault.”

Ifs Want Home Night Simple Mistake Four Week Taste Cooking Faults Refrigerators

Author:Leonard Slatkin

“Major power and telephone grids have long been controlled by computer networks, but now similar systems are embedded in such mundane objects as electric meters, alarm clocks, home refrigerators and thermostats, video cameras, bathroom scales, and Christmas-tree lights - all of which are, or soon will be, accessible remotely.”

“In the information age, the barriers [to entry into programming] just aren't there. The barriers are self imposed. If you want to set off and go develop some grand new thing, you don't need millions of dollars of capitalization. You need enough pizza and Diet Coke to stick in your refrigerator, a cheap PC to work on, and the dedication to go through with it. We slept on floors. We waded across rivers.”

“Aaron Burr was like a new refrigerator. He was bright, cold and empty.”

Cold Empty Refrigerators Burrs

Author:Richard Brookhiser

“Leftovers in their less visible form are called memories. Stored in the refrigerator of the mind and the cupboard of the heart.”

Mind Heart Form Memories Visible Refrigerators Cupboards Leftovers Old Memories

Author:Thomas Fuller

“Of course, I am grateful for my strength. It makes me self-sufficient. When I bought a refrigerator, I carried it myself up the stairs to my apartment on the eighth floor.”

Self Courses Grateful Sufficient Apartment Stairs Refrigerators Self Sufficient I Am Grateful

Author:Aleksandr Karelin

“My wife says when I go out to the refrigerator, I do three minutes (entertaining) when the light goes on!”

Light Three Wife Minutes Goes On My Wife Entertaining Refrigerators

Author:Davy Jones

“Boys, they can't take my refrigerator now. They'll never get my car now. I paid cash for 'em and they're mine, and I'm keepin' 'em!”

Boys Car Mines Paid Ems Cash Refrigerators

Author:Patsy Cline

“I never eat standing up, I never eat in front of the refrigerator. I treat myself very formally with meals. I don't watch TV or read. It's a little bit of a ritual, and it's more enjoyable.”

Littles Bits Watches Fronts Tvs Little Bit Standing Treats Meals Ritual Enjoyable Refrigerators

Author:Mark Morris

“The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized.”

Habit Humorous Something New Peculiar Refrigerators Snacks

Author:Rich Hall

“Here's the thing that I think about life - if you manage to get into a space where you don't need that much, where the overhead of your life is not that great and you're pretty happy and relaxed without that much stuff, you are really liberated because you never have to say yes to something because you want another refrigerator or car!”

Ifs Thinking Want Needs Life Is Stuff Space Car Manage Relaxed Liberated Refrigerators Overhead You Re Pretty

Author:Brit Marling

“Back in '96, I was on "The Price Is Right" pointing at refrigerators, and "Extra," the TV show, came down. They were the first entertainment entity that put people up on the Internet, so they put my picture up, and America Online called the next day and said I got a zillion or whatever downloads. I didn't know what a download was!”

People Knows Firsts Said Shows America Next Tvs Internet Entertainment Extras Online Entity Tv Shows Next Day Pointing Refrigerators Downloads

Author:Cindy Margolis

“You grow a whole lot more as a writer by getting old stories out of the house and letting new ones come in and live with you until they grow up and are ready to go. Don't let the old ones stay there and grow fat and cranky and eat all the food out of the refrigerator. You have dozens of generations of stories inside you, but the only way to make room for the new ones is to write the old ones and mail them off.”

Way Writing Whole Stories House Grows Rooms Growing Up Generations Ready Fats Dozen Mail Getting Old Refrigerators Cranky

Author:Orson Scott Card

“When I was a boy, I choked on a piece of candy outside the kitchen window for a few minutes while watching my parents making dinner. I thought I was going to die, but I didn't want to scare them. Our existence was so separate, a dying and a doing well, an outside and an inside. Trey Moody's poems hover in that cold, wet, refrigerator-lit place between the dying and the doing well, the outside and the inside. His poems are the thoughts of the person you love who is always standing behind you, slowly and silently suffocating. But they're not afraid to say hello, and please, and I'm scared.”

“Go to the bookstore and look at how many bookshelves are filled with books trying to explain how to work the devices. We don't see shelves of books on how to use television sets, telephones, refrigerators or washing machines. Why should we for computer-based applications?”

Should Trying Looks Book Use Television Computer Machines Filled Devices Application Shelves Telephones Washing Bookstores Refrigerators Bookshelves Washing Machines

Author:Donald A. Norman

“I studied and worked in a Chinese restaurant to support myself. People would say to me 'Oh you must be missing home', but I had grown up hard. I was so happy to be there. I had never even been in a supermarket before coming to America. At home, my parents wouldn't let me open the refrigerator, because they worried I'd damage the door by opening it too many times.”

People Hard Home America Parent Support Doors Missing Let Me Opening Chinese Worried Damage Restaurants Supermarkets Refrigerators Coming To America

Author:Wendi Deng Murdoch

“Women are more accommodating. If a woman drinks the last glass of apple juice in the refrigerator, she'll make more apple juice. If a man drinks the last glass of apple juice, he'll just put back the empty container.”

Ifs Men Lasts Drink Empty Glasses Apples Juice Refrigerators Containers

Author:Rita Rudner

“A friend told me the longer you keep Romano cheese, the better it gets. So, I kept it three years. And this thing turned mean. Now and then I'd open the refrigerator door and throw it some food. I'd have to walk it now and then. And then it grew this one leg. And it's got this ugly fuzz all over it. And the dogs won't run with it.”

Years Mean Running Three Walks Doors Dog Grew Ugly Legs Over It Three Years Now And Then Cheese Refrigerators

Author:Phyllis Diller

“Since I travel so much, it's always great to be home. There's nothing like getting to raid my own refrigerator at two in the morning.”

Two Home My Own Morning Travel Funny Travel Getting High Refrigerators

Author:Amy Grant

“My son would walk to the refrigerator-freezer and fling both doors open and stand there until the hairs in his nose iced up. After surveying $200 worth of food in varying shapes and forms, he would declare loudly, 'There's nothing to eat!'”

Form Walks Doors Food Son Hair Shapes Cooking Noses Culinary My Son Fling Refrigerators Freezer

Author:Erma Bombeck

“The kind of crabbing my wife likes to do is to return from an afternoon's swim or sunbathing session, open the refrigerator door, and find a generous plate of crab cakes all ready to cook.”

Kind Wife Doors Food Ready Return Cooking My Wife Likes Cooks Generous Culinary Swim Cake Afternoon Plates Session Refrigerators Crabs Sunbathing

Author:Euell Gibbons

“I suppose there is something in all of us that harks back to the soil. When you come to think of it, what are picnics but outcroppings of instinct? No one really enjoys them or expects to enjoy them, but with the first warm days some prehistoric instinct takes us out into the woods, to fry potatoes over a strangling wood fire or spend the next week getting grass stains out of our clothes. It must be instinct; every atom of intelligence warns us to stay at home near the refrigerator.”

Source: Tish: The Chronicle of Her Escapades and Excursions

“The worst of pushing horrible things down into one's subconscious is that when they pop up again they are as fresh as if they had been in a refrigerator. You haven't allowed time to get at them to-to mould them over a little.”

Ifs Mind Littles Worst Havens Pops Horrible Pushing Subconscious Refrigerators Mould Horrible Things Little Minds

Book:BRAT FARRAR

Source: BRAT FARRAR

“A cluttered refrigerator door is to a growing family what a wet nose is to a healthy dog.”

Family Growing Doors Dog Healthy Noses Wet Refrigerators

Author:Lori Borgman

“Family fun is as necessary to modern living as a kitchen refrigerator.”

Fun Modern Kitchen Refrigerators Fun Family

Author:Walt Disney

“The Americans are good about making fancy cars and refrigerators, but that doesn't mean they are any good at making aircraft. They are bluffing. They are excellent at bluffing.”

Mean Car Investing Excellent Fancy Aircraft Refrigerators Fancy Cars

Author:Hermann Goring

“I grew up in Harlem. My grandmother was one of the best cooks around, but the first thing she did on Sunday mornings when she started cooking a daylong meal was to take a big block of lard from the back of the refrigerator and throw it into the pan. I know how Hispanics buy their food, and it is not always nutritious.”

Knows Firsts Bigs Morning Know How Grew Grew Up Cooking Block Cooks Meals Grandmother Sunday My Grandmother Refrigerators Harlem Sunday Morning Lard

Author:Richard Carmona

“I hate to do what everybody else is doing. Why, only last week, on Fifth Avenue and some cross streets, I noticed that every feminine citizen of these United States wore an artificial posy on her coat or gown. I came home and ripped off every one of the really lovely refrigerator blossoms that were sewn on my own bodices.”

Source: The Rest of My Life

“I remember the stink of the liverwurst. How I was put on a platter and laid between the mayonnaise and the bacon. The rhythm of the refrigerator had been disturbed.”

Remember Eating Rhythm Disturbed Stink Refrigerators Mayonnaise

Book:Selected Poems of Anne Sexton

Source: Selected Poems of Anne Sexton

“Fairs are good places to eat, particularly for stand-up eaters--which is one of the kinds of eaters I am, although when I eat standing up away from home I sometimes miss the familiar cool breeze coming from the open refrigerator.”

Kind Sometimes Home Missing Fairs Standing Familiar Breeze Good Place Refrigerators Away From Home

Book:American fried; adventures of a happy eater

Source: American fried; adventures of a happy eater

“I may be able to spot arrowheads on the desert but a refrigerator is a jungle in which I am easily lost. My wife, however, will unerringly point out that the cheese or the leftover roast is hiding right in front of my eyes. Hundreds of such experiences convince me that men and women often inhabit quite different visual worlds. These are differences which cannot be attributed to variations in visual acuity. Man and women simply have learned to use their eyes in very different ways.”

Men World Way May Different Use Eye Able Lost Women Differences Wife Fronts Men And Women My Wife Spots Desert Different Ways Visuals Convince Hiding Cheese Jungle Variation Refrigerators

Author:Edward T. Hall

“Just refrigerator efficiency saves more energy than all that we're generating from renewables, excluding hydroelectric power... I cannot impress upon you how important energy efficiency is. It doesn't mean you eat lukewarm food and your beers are lukewarm. You can still have it; you just make a better thing”

Mean Stills Important Energy Beer Efficiency Impress Renewable Energy Refrigerators Lukewarm Energy Efficiency

Author:Steven Chu

“Is it possible that my sons-in-law will do toilets? If we raise boys to know that diapers need to be changed and refrigerators need to be cleaned, there's hope for the next generation.”

Ifs Knows Needs Law Next Boys Generations Changed Son Raises My Son Toilets Next Generation In-laws Housework Refrigerators Diapers

Author:Anne Roiphe

“Living on $6 a day means you have a refrigerator, a TV, a cell phone, your children can go to school. That's not possible on $1 a day.”

Mean Children School Tvs Our Children Phones Cells Your Children Cell Phone Living On Refrigerators

Author:Bill Gates

“With two sons born eighteen months apart, I operated mainly on automatic pilot through the ceaseless activity of their early childhood. I remember opening the refrigerator late one night and finding a roll of aluminum foil next to a pair of small red tennies. Certain that I was responsible for the refrigerated shoes, I quickly closed the door and ran upstairs to make sure I had put the babies in their cribs instead of the linen closet.”

Source: American Mom: Motherhood, Politics, and Humble Pie

“Practice being kind to yourself in small, concrete ways. Look at your refrigerator. Are you feeding yourself nicely? Do you have socdks? An extra set of sheets? What about a new house plant? A thermos for the long drive to work? Allow yourself to pitch out some of your ragged clothes. You don't have to keep everything.”

Way Looks Kind Long House Practice Clothes Plant Prosperity Extras Be Kind Concrete Sheets Feeding Refrigerators Ragged Thermos Long Drive

Author:Julia Cameron

“The ecclesiastical description of Hell is that of a horrible place of fire and torment; in Dante's Inferno, and in northern climes, it was thought to be an icy cold region, a giant refrigerator.”

Hell Fire Cold Horrible Giants Description Regions Torment Refrigerators Icy Inferno

Author:Anton Szandor LaVey

“I want to get a job naming kitchen appliances. That seems easy; refrigerator, toaster, blender. You just say what the thing does and add "er".”

Want Doe Humor Seems Funny Jobs Easy Add Kitchen Refrigerators Appliances Toasters Blenders

Author:Mitch Hedberg

“There are two ways to be rich: to have more or need less. It's estimated that we squander about 30 percent of our energy leaving the lights on, the refrigerator door open, and so on. Then there is the enormous amount of food that we expend huge amounts of energy to raise and then throw away.”

Way Needs Two Light Energy Rich Doors Huge Amount Percent Raises Leaving Enormous Two Ways Refrigerators

Author:Bill Nye

“When I was 10 there wasnt trampolines and cartoon charaters, I never went to Chuck E Cheese! My mom said 'You wanna see a mouse pull the refrigerator Out!'”

Said Humor Funny Mom My Mom Cheese Mice Cartoon Chuck Refrigerators Trampolines Chuck E Cheese

Author:George Lopez

“It would be far easier to lose weight permanently if replacement parts weren't so handy in the refrigerator.”

Ifs Would Be Loses Easier Weight Lose Weight Refrigerators Replacements Handy

Author:Hugh Allen

“Phenomenology is not a philosophy; it is a philosophical method, a tool. It is like an adjustable spanner that can be used for dismantling a refrigerator or a car, or used for hammering in nails, or even for knocking somebody out.”

Philosophy Used Car Tools Philosophical Method Nails Knocking Refrigerators Phenomenology

Author:Colin Wilson

“It turns out the population issue is an easier thing to deal with than the consumption issue. Some obvious extremes in consumption we can deal with. The standard cure for a stuttering economy is to go out and buy an SUV and three more refrigerators. That's obviously not the way to go.”

Way Turns Three Deals Economy Issues Easier Standards Population Obvious Extremes Cures Consumption Refrigerators Stuttering Suvs

Author:Paul R. Ehrlich

“When I open a refrigerator door and the light goes on, I want to perform.”

Want Light Doors Goes On Refrigerators

Author:Mickey Rooney

“A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. Six feet tall, 300 pounds...it makes ice.”

Feet Six Ice Pounds Tall Refrigerators Great Simpsons

Author:Homer

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