“The world is full of unrequited love,' I said finally. 'You and Patrick having problems?' Dad said, reaching around to get the butter out of the fridge. 'No, I was just wondering what you would say if I was a lesbian.' 'Come again?' said Lester. 'I'm having a hard time following this conversation.” LoveFunnyFatherFamilyBrotherConversationDinnerSexualityProblemsUnrequited LoveLesbianRandomAliceFridge Book:Alice on the Outside Source: Alice on the Outside
“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.” HumorQuotesHouseHumourMastersQuoteProfoundRefuseThoughtfulSatireBossThought ProvokingDeepInsightfulAphorismYardsQuotationsMaximsSayingsTrashAdagesProverbsWardrobeAphorismsMake You ThinkMaidsAxiomsDumpAdageMasterProverbRefrigeratorsSatiricalSayingEpigramsQuotationGnomeFridgesMaximEpigramGnomesProvoke ThoughtMade Me ThinkAxiomDictumDictumsHousesReuseTrash CansBossesDustbinMaidRecycleYardRefrigeratorFridgeDumpingTrash CanDumpsiteDustbinsHand Me DownHand Me DownsTrashesWardrobesDumpsites Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“(at the police station pantry) There’s a large tub of instant coffee on top of a humming fridge, plus a microwave that doesn’t look as if it’s been cleaned since the millennium bug was a thing. A page of A4 has been taped to the fridge with, STOP STEALING MY MILK, YA THIEVING SHITES written in large capital letters. Zoe asks if I want a tea, then sets a kettle boiling as we sit around a small table. Zoe nods along as the kettle clicks off. She raids the cupboard for a pair of teabags from a giant PG Tips box, then drops one in each of two mugs, before filling. Milk comes from the fridge, although it’s unclear if this is of the ‘thieving shites’ variety, and then Zoe sits across from me.” HumourTeaMilkFunny QuotesFridgeShite Book:The Tapes Source: The Tapes
“It was a brave old world.” WorldPastBraveryBraveOld WorldOld WaysRefrigeratorFridgeFridgularityMark RaynerRayner Book:The Fridgularity Source: The Fridgularity
“No electricity, fridge, TV or game console. I guess changing from human was enough fun and games for werewolves.” ParanormalElectricityWerewolfWerewolvesTvJazz FeylynnGreen ManFridgeFun And GamesGame ConsoleChanging From Human Book:Colorado State of Mind Source: Colorado State of Mind
“I have no use for these other loves. Seal them shut in jars and place them in the pantry. A reserve of love. Thank them for their love. They are so kind. Perhaps store them in the fridge For others to take. They say love is a panacea. I know it is not. Flakes of snow, no two are alike. When I am down on my knees, hopeless and angry, for the world no longer makes sense, I won't look in the pantry or fridge. It is your hand pressing on my shoulder that makes me whole, makes me forget. What trouble? What world?” WorldLoveKindPoetryHopeChangeForgetRelationshipTroublePoemTransformationQuoteAngryUnitySnowOnenessBelovedHopefulHopelessLoverLovingLove PoemKamandKojouriKamand KojouriIn LoveTranscendentOthersMetamorphosisUnionLovedTransformPanaceaTranscendPantryThankLovesReserveSealJarFridge Author:Kamand Kojouri
“Kit," said a female voice, "what's wrong with the fridge? All the food's gone. No, wait, there's a really ugly alien in here disguised as a leaky lettuce. Hey, I guess I shouldn't be rude to it; it's a visitor. Welcome to our planet, Mr. Alien!" This was followed by some muffled remark that Nita couldn't make out, possibly something Kit was saying. A moment later, Kit's sister Carmela's voice came out of Nita's refrigerator again. "Hola, Nita, are your phone bills getting too big? This is a weird way to deal with it...” HumorFunnyLettuceWizardryKitNitaFridgeCarmela Book:Wizard's Holiday Source: Wizard's Holiday