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“Mac raised his hand. “Once I could only find one of my socks,” he said. “Man, I looked everywhere for it! Under the bed, in the bathroom. You’ll never guess where I finally found it.” “In the refrigerator,” said Bob. Mac’s mouth dropped open. “How’d you know?” Bob shrugged. “Where else?”

School Bob Socks Refrigerator

Book:Wayside School is Falling Down

Source: Wayside School is Falling Down

“Taking a woman home is challenging when you can see your toilet and refrigerator from your bed.”

Women Dating Toilet Apartments Refrigerator Studio Apartments

Book:The Road to Vent Haven

Source: The Road to Vent Haven

“As a cook I generally believe that you can tell a lot about people by what they keep in their refrigerators. What comforts them, what they need to have on hand to sustain them. Bon Appétit magazine publishes an interview with a different famous person each month, and often the interviewer will ask the celebrity to name three things that can always be found in his or her refrigerator. The answers are generally too finely crafted to be believable. "A bottle of Stoli, fresh raspberries, and beluga caviar," or, "San Pellegrino, fresh figs, and key limes.”

Food Refrigerator

Book:Aftertaste: A Novel in Five Courses

Source: Aftertaste: A Novel in Five Courses

“A maid’s yard, house, wardrobe, fridge, etc. sometimes also serve as her master’s dustbin or dumpsite.”

“It was a brave old world.”

World Past Bravery Brave Old World Old Ways Refrigerator Fridge Fridgularity Mark Rayner Rayner

Book:The Fridgularity

Source: The Fridgularity

“We attended St. Stephen’s Primary School in Barbados, and every afternoon at twelve O’clock, my sisters, my cousins and I would hurry down Black Rock Main Road, to a family friend’s home for lunch. He didn't have a refrigerator, so he kept his water in a clay monkey, in the corner of his small shed roof. Excerpt from 'OVER IN AWAY”

Barbados Refrigerator Black Rock Clay Monkey Shed Roof St Stephens Primary School

Author:Charmaine J. Forde

“Shop the fruit, vegetable and refrigerator section only for good health.”

Fruit Nutrition Good Health Only Fresh Food Nutritional Shop Vegetable Refrigerator Section

Author:Steven Magee

“Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.”

Humor Wife Angry Gross Garage Find Hide Moonshine Refrigerator Jenny Lawson Rattlesnake

Book:Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

Source: Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“How was life in the $25 electric home? It was just like most peoples lives in homes, I just did not have regular hot water or a refrigerator. I was watching my LED TV under LED electric lights every night and using my internet computer daily. My internet security camera system was on all the time. I was eating just fine using the propane stove to make hot meals.”

Home Light Water Hot Electric Tv Led 25 Refrigerator Propane

Book:Magee’s Disease

Source: Magee’s Disease