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Jenny Lawson Quotes

“Lady, you have the wrong number. Our cat isn't even in the hospital. He doesn't want pajamas.”

Humor Cat Wrong Hospital Pajamas Nonsensical Lady Number Jenny Lawson Victor Lawson

Book:Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

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“Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.”

Humor Beautiful Beauty Ugly Attractive Person Supermodel Cellulite Mark Twain Jenny Lawson Tshirt Intestine

Book:Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

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“You said I looked "okay," which is petty much the same thing as saying, "Well, at least your nipples are covered.”

Husband Okay Covered Dressing Up Nipples Husband And Wife Relationship Jenny Lawson

Book:Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

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“I can’t have sex with you today because there aren’t enough spoons.”

Humor Today Sex Spoons Kinky Nonsensical Spoon Jenny Lawson

Book:Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

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“We're better than Galileo. Because he's dead.”

Inspirational Humor Dead Better Galileo Jenny Lawson

Book:Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

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“Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.”

Humor Wife Angry Gross Garage Find Hide Moonshine Refrigerator Jenny Lawson Rattlesnake

Book:Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

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“It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art.”

Art Humor Broken Yard Oven Jenny Lawson Yard Art

Book:Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

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“Australia is filled with roundabouts and everyone drives on the wrong side of the road. In the end we decided to split up the work and I feverishly watched the GPS and yelled, "Left! Right! ROUNDABOUT!”

Humor Left Driving Australia Right Road Gps Jenny Lawson Roundabout Wrong Side

Book:Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

Source: Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things