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“Even the ugliest person's cellulite is more attractive than the most beautiful supermodel's lower intestine.' I'd put that on a T-shirt but probably Mark Twain already said it.”

Humor Beautiful Beauty Ugly Attractive Person Supermodel Cellulite Mark Twain Jenny Lawson Tshirt Intestine

Book:Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

Source: Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“If I were to go to somewhere in Germany... It would probably be REGENSBURG.”

Showdown Tshirt Gokublack Setokaiba Songtext

Author:Taylor Swift

“LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt”

Funny Suicidal Raccoon Tshirt

Book:Eighth Grave After Dark

Source: Eighth Grave After Dark

“I rented out everything but a few T-shirts. You can choose between orange shirts designed with either I Don't Do Costumes, Now Step Aside, You're Standing on My Invisible Dog, or If One Door Closes and Another One Opens, Start Worrying, 'Cause Your House Is Probably Haunted." "That's it?" She pursed her lips. "There is one more..." "I'll wear it." "Only if you're absolutely sure." "I'm sure." Halloweener was the most remembered costume at the party.”

Halloween Innuendo Humour Tshirt

Book:The Café Between Pumpkin and Pie

Source: The Café Between Pumpkin and Pie

“This tee features a jumble of Scrabble tiles with the tagline, “I just bought this book at IKEA.”

Book Funny Scrabble Ikea Tshirt

Book:Tattoos and Clues

Source: Tattoos and Clues