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“LIKE THE SUICIDAL RACCOON, I, TOO, WILL FUCK UP YOUR ALIGNMENT IF YOU RUN ME OVER. - T-shirt”

Funny Suicidal Raccoon Tshirt

Book:Eighth Grave After Dark

Source: Eighth Grave After Dark

“No one has zombie raccoons roaming around their museum. That would just be silly.”

Humor Zombie Museum Raccoon

Book:The Hollow Places

Source: The Hollow Places

“...at this moment in time my son was just a little over two and we were in the midst of the most animal-like fights over eating, sleeping, and in general: how to be a person. He wanted to be more like a raccoon and I wanted him to be more like a human. And in trying to cajole and beg him to do that I turned into a raccoon myself. A large, female one who didn't sleep or eat enough, and was cranky all the time because of it. So essentially in trying to teach him how to be more like me, I became him.”

Teaching Parenting Toddler Raccoon Twos

Book:I'll Show Myself Out: Essays on Midlife and Motherhood

Source: I'll Show Myself Out: Essays on Midlife and Motherhood

“Who knew raccoons were so aggressive?”

Funny Raccoons Animals And Attitude Hearts Of Gold Raccoon Grace Hitchcock Grace Hitchcock Quotes

Book:Hearts of Gold Collection

Source: Hearts of Gold Collection

“I’ve never seen you anything less than perfectly poised and you sounded like you were having a drunk conversation with a raccoon?”

Book:Zoo Sanctuary

Source: Zoo Sanctuary

“Favorite Quotations. I speak my mind because it hurts to bite my tongue. The worth of a book is measured by what you carry away from it. It's not over till it's over. Imagination is everything. All life is an experiment. What the caterpillar calls the end of the world, the master calls the butterfly.”

Source: Tales of Topaz the Conjure Cat: Part I Topaz and the Evil Wizard & Part II Topaz and the Plum-Gista Stone