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“I mean really, how could an artistic individual stay grounded in the nitty-gritty of how many minutes per pound meat has to stay in the oven when trying to fathom the creative philosophy behind the greatest artistic minds of the world?”

Art Philosophy Humor Funny Creativity Food Humour Philosophical Cooking Philosophy Of Life Meat Artists Practicality Gadfly Oven Artsy Being Practical Keep Your Feet On The Ground

Book:Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

Source: Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

“-CHRISTMAS FUSS IN BARBADOS- Mother would remove the ham from an off white wrappped canvas bag, boiled it for a few hours, then she'd stick cloves all over it, and placed it in the oven,until was baked to perfection- I can still remember that smell-OVER IN AWAY”

Ham Barbados Oven Baked Cloves Canvas Bag Smellperfection

Author:Charmaine J. Forde

“When one of us (children) caught measles or whooping cough and we were isolated in bad upstairs, we wrote notes to each other perhaps on the hour. Our devoted mother would pass them for us, after first running them in a hot oven to kill the germs. They came into our hands curled up and warm, sometimes scorched like toast.”

Children Mother Bed Sick Notes Germs Toast Oven

Book:On Writing

Source: On Writing

“A cell phone company transmitter is just like mounting a microwave oven up on a pole with its protective door removed. Would you willfully stand next to a microwave oven in operation with no door on it?”

Protective Door Stand Phone Cell Operation Microwave Oven Transmitter Pole

Author:Steven Magee

“But the kitchen will not come into its own again until it ceases to be a status symbol and becomes again a workshop. It may be pastel. It may be ginghamed as to curtains and shining with copper like a picture in a woman's magazine. But you and I will know it chiefly by its fragrances and its clutter. At the back of the stove will sit a soup kettle, gently bubbling, one into which every day are popped leftover bones and vegetables to make stock for sauces or soup for the family. Carrots and leeks will sprawl on counters, greens in a basket. There will be something sweet-smelling twirling in a bowl and something savory baking in the oven. Cabinet doors will gape ajar and colored surfaces are likely to be littered with salt and pepper and flour and herbs and cheesecloth and pot holders and long-handled forks. It won't be neat. It won't even look efficient. but when you enter it you will feel the pulse of life throbbing from every corner. The heart of the home will have begun once again to beat.”

Kitchen Vegetables Soup Baking Herbs Carrots Copper Pastel Status Symbol Magazine Kettle Oven Workshop Leeks Gingham

Author:Phyllis McGinley

“It's okay to keep a broken oven in your yard as long as you call it art.”

Art Humor Broken Yard Oven Jenny Lawson Yard Art

Book:Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

Source: Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

“We do not always know what cake life would bake for us, but we are sure going to eat from its oven anyway.”

Mysterious Uncertain Blinded Fate And Destiny Blindfolded Cakes Bakery Uncertainties Oven Served

Book:These Words Burn Like Fire

Source: These Words Burn Like Fire

“I feel like the queen of the oven! I am the Queen of all oven-dry! Master of heat! You may now address me as "Your Royal Highness"!”

Heat Royal Queen Master Liz Highness Elizabeth Oven

Author:Elizabeth Duivenvoorde

“The Judgement is not a question, it's a sure answer, as to a clump of dough, that will yeast and rise, or go in the oven and burn to crust.”

Heaven Hell Salvation Judgement Resurrection Damnation Dough Oven Question And Answer

Author:Anthony Liccione