Best Microwave Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Wealth-building is a crockpot, not a microwave.”

Inspirational Wisdom Wealth Money Sacrifice Patience Microwave Crockpot

“Holden was starting to feel like they were all monkeys playing with a microwave. Push a button, a light comes on inside, so it’s a light. Push a different button and stick your hand inside, it burns you, so it’s a weapon. Learn to open and close the door, it’s a place to hide things. Never grasping what it actually did, and maybe not even having the framework necessary to figure it out. No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito. So here the monkeys were, poking the shiny box and making guesses about what it did.”

Humanity Human Nature Monkeys Microwave Shiny Burrito

Book:Abaddon’s Gate

Source: Abaddon’s Gate

“Nowadays films and television are what I like to call "Microwave Media". I like mine in the oven, giving the production time to simmer; get the juices flowing, and cooked to perfection. And that takes time. Slow, precious, tempered time. A script is a film's recipe. It's just a piece of paper to the novice cook, but even a recipe needs time to be perfected before it's given to the masses.”

Film Time Process Media Food Television Cooking Metaphor Screenwriting Script Production Recipe Director Microwave Solange Nicole The Footage Presents

Author:Solange nicole

“I was recently inside a hospital that had gone wireless and it was a forest of microwave antennas! It is sad that the medical profession is in the process of becoming expert on microwave radiation sickness due to willfully inducing it into their own staff!”

Process Gone Becoming Sad Profession Medical Sickness Radiation Staff Forest Hospital Wireless Expert Inside Own Willfully Microwave Antennas Inducing Recently

Author:Steven Magee

“You are the colonel of your life. Full stop. But your feeling of inadequacy isn’t a high enough frequency to make the thought pop.”

Self Esteem Self Realization Self Mastery Popcorn Positive Thought Inferiority Complex Microwave Inadequacies Colonel Feeling Inferior

Author:Curtis Tyrone Jones

“You should be concerned about 5G wireless radiation.”

Energy Concerned Radio Radiation Electromagnetic Waves Wireless 5g Phone Microwave

Author:Steven Magee

“Do not 5G me!”

Radio Toxic Radiation Frequency Electromagnetic Wireless 5g Rf Harmful Microwave

Author:Steven Magee

“I watched the cheese melt in the microwave—along with the surrounding plastic. I forgot to take it out of its package before use, just like my golf game.”

Golf Absurd Nonsense Plastic Weird Surreal Golfing Golfer Microwave

Book:To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

Source: To be good at golf you must go full koala bear

“Revenge is a dish best served in something microwaveable”

Love Humor Inspiration Motivation Sex Positivity Revenge Absurd Affirmation Microwave Dish

Book:And That’s Why I’m Single

Source: And That’s Why I’m Single

“I can melt steel, fucker, I'll microwave your guts and punch them our your asshole.”

Guts Steel Asshole Microwave Crimson Countess

Book:The Boys, Volume 6: The Self-Preservation Society

Source: The Boys, Volume 6: The Self-Preservation Society

“When the government will not let you submit evidence about the known toxicity of cell phone towers to public planning hearings, you know that you are dealing with a blatantly rigged system.”

Government Radio Corruption Fraud Mobile Phone Rf Cell Tower Microwave

Author:Steven Magee

“Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity is the tip of the iceberg whereas sickness and disease is the entire iceberg.”

Sick Wave Cancer Radio Radiation Electromagnetic Iceberg Hypersensitivity Ehs Microwave

Author:Steven Magee

“The man-made electromagnetic environment is overloaded and has been so for decades.”

Environment Radio Decades Radiation Electromagnetic Rf Overloaded Man Made Microwave Transmitter

Author:Steven Magee

“Doctors are one of the most exposed professions to wireless radiation.”

Doctors Radio Exposed Radiation Wireless Most Professions Microwave Frequencies

Author:Steven Magee

“A cell phone company transmitter is just like mounting a microwave oven up on a pole with its protective door removed. Would you willfully stand next to a microwave oven in operation with no door on it?”

Protective Door Stand Phone Cell Operation Microwave Oven Transmitter Pole

Author:Steven Magee

“Quick note here: if this crush–slash–swooning stuff is hard for you to stomach; if you’ve never had a similar experience, then you should come to grips with the fact that you’ve got a TV dinner for a heart and might want to consider climbing inside a microwave and turning it on high for at least an hour, which if you do consider only goes to show what kind of idiot you truly are because microwaves are way too small for anyone, let alone you, to climb into.”

Love Microwave

Book:House of Leaves

Source: House of Leaves