“Holden was starting to feel like they were all monkeys playing with a microwave. Push a button, a light comes on inside, so it’s a light. Push a different button and stick your hand inside, it burns you, so it’s a weapon. Learn to open and close the door, it’s a place to hide things. Never grasping what it actually did, and maybe not even having the framework necessary to figure it out. No monkey ever reheated a frozen burrito. So here the monkeys were, poking the shiny box and making guesses about what it did.” HumanityHuman NatureMonkeysMicrowaveShinyBurrito Book:Abaddon’s Gate Source: Abaddon’s Gate
“A cigarette is just rolled up leaves, which makes it a smokable salad burrito. That makes the golfer John Daly a health advocate.” HumorHealthGolfAbsurdCigaretteSaladGolfingGolferJohn DalyBurrito Book:To be good at golf you must go full koala bear Source: To be good at golf you must go full koala bear
“Then Grover had a brilliant, totally Grover-like idea. “Burrito fight!” he yelled, and flung his Guacamole Grande at the nearest skeleton. “Now, if you have never been hit by a flying burrito, count yourself lucky. In terms of deadly projectiles, it’s right up there with grenades and cannonballs.” (The Titan’s Curse - chapter 14, page 216)” Percy JacksonRick RiordanGroverThe Titan S CurseBurrito Book:The Titan’s Curse Source: The Titan’s Curse