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“Refrigerators are good for keeping homemade moonshine less gross. Freezers are good for keeping rattlesnakes less angry. Garages are good to hide in when your wife finds either.”

Quote by Jenny Lawson

Book:Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

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Furiously Happy: A Funny Book About Horrible Things

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Jenny Lawson, born in 1973, is a talented journalist known for her unique sense of humor and insightful observations. Her work spans across various fields, including social, cultural, and personal life. more

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