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“Oranges don't have nipples," says Sophie”
“Fuck you! I pierced my nipples for her!”
“I think it's very hard to be naked in a scene and not be upstaged by your nipples.”
“My boobs are so low I had to put curb feelers on my nipples!”
“What's this about rice milk? I didn't even know rice had nipples!”
“If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.”
“I've been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples.”
“I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.”
“Prancing around with marshmallowss on your nipples does *not* constitute living your life fully!”
“Scotch whisky is made from barley and the morning dew on angel's nipples.”
“The note wasn't signed, but I could tell it was from Morelli by the way my nipples got hard.”
“The man is as useless as nipples on a breastplate.”
“If New York is the Big Apple, tonight Hollywood is the Big Nipple.”
“I'm gonna stick your head so far up your *ss your gonna have to cut holes in your nipples to see!”