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“You can do a lot with Scotch tape. Almost anything! I love that you can hem a dress, and its an instant remedy in a fashion crises.”

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Author:Jennifer Garner

“I like to think of myself as some of the Scotch tape that holds things together - I'm very handy to have around. But all that actors really need is a bare stage. Lighting is just one of the luxuries of the theater.”

Thinking Needs Together Actors Stage Theater Luxury Just One Tape Lighting Handy Scotch Scotch Tape

Author:Jean Rosenthal

“My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.”

Kids Watches Bird Tape Worms Sidewalk Scotch Hernias Scotch Tape

Author:Rodney Dangerfield

“We're trying to make our current house look domestic so that somebody will want to buy it. We're making a lot of simple, obvious improvements that never would have occurred to us to make while we actually lived here, because, tragically, we both happen to be domestically impaired. If we were birds, our nest would consist of a single twig with the eggs attached via Scotch tape.”

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Book:Dave Barry Talks Back

Source: Dave Barry Talks Back

“If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.”

Ifs Want Feels Sexy Tape Scotch Nipples Scotch Tape

Author:Demetri Martin

“It is a peculiar sensation, this double-consciousness, this sense of always looking at one's self through the eyes of others, of measuring one's soul by the tape of a world that looks on in amused contempt and pity.”

World Looks Soul Self Eye Consciousness Pity Sensations Contempt Peculiar Tape Self Pity Amused Measuring Through The Eyes Scotch Tape

Author:W. E. B. Du Bois

“I'm not interested in creating a book that is read once and then placed on the shelf and forgotten. I am very happy when people have worn out my books, or that they're held together by Scotch tape.”

People Book Together Creating Forgotten Tape Not Interested Worn Shelves Very Happy Worn Out Scotch Scotch Tape

Author:Richard Scarry

“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.”

World Humor Light Funny Together Science Universe Force Sides Tape Redneck Dark Side Duct Tape Scotch Tape

Author:Oprah Winfrey

“Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]....If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies, the lower half of the Pharaoh's body would be covered only by scotch tape.”

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Author:Dave Barry

“Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.”

Together Remember Three Player Average Nfl Get Back Tape Remember When Getting Old Spit Scotch Sidelines Nfl Players Scotch Tape

Author:Rick Reilly

“I, on the other hand, believe that books, maps, scissors, and Scotch tape dispensers are all unreliable vagrants, likely to take off for parts unknown unless strictly confined to quarters.”

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Book:Ex Libris: Confessions of a Common Reader

Source: Ex Libris: Confessions of a Common Reader