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“We're trying to make our current house look domestic so that somebody will want to buy it. We're making a lot of simple, obvious improvements that never would have occurred to us to make while we actually lived here, because, tragically, we both happen to be domestically impaired. If we were birds, our nest would consist of a single twig with the eggs attached via Scotch tape.”

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Book:Dave Barry Talks Back
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Dave Barry Talks Back

Dave Barry Talks Back is a compilation of essays and articles by the renowned humorist Dave Barry. The book showcases his unique style of humor, which often involves satirical observations on everyday life, current events, and popular culture. With a blend of wit and sarcasm, Barry offers readers a humorous take on a variety of subjects, making it a entertaining and thought-provoking read. more

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Dave Barry
Dave Barry

Dave Barry is a renowned American humorist, born on July 3, 1947. His works are known for their unique humor style and satirical observations of everyday life. more

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