“If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.”
Quote by Demetri Martin
Author
Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin is an American comedian, writer, and actor known for his unique and witty humor style. He is recognized for his sharp wit and satirical commentary, often performing in television shows, movies, and stage performances. Born on May 25, 1973, Martin's career began in New York comedy clubs. more
You May Also Like
“To make a squirrel look less uptight, put tiny sunglasses on it.”
“There is a fine line between a sleepover and just drinking way too much at someone else's house.”
“When I am given a multiple choice test I choose not to take it.”
“To remove blood stains from your conscience try frozen margaritas.”
“I think the most annoying language is a tie between all the ones I don't know how to speak.”