“Use crazy glue and nails to turn a rocking chair into just a chair that looks like a rocking chair.”
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Demetri Martin
Demetri Martin is an American comedian, writer, and actor known for his unique and witty humor style. He is recognized for his sharp wit and satirical commentary, often performing in television shows, movies, and stage performances. Born on May 25, 1973, Martin's career began in New York comedy clubs. more
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