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“How stupid that all I have to do is grow two squishy lumps and suddenly I'm man's best friend”
Source: Poisoned Apples: Poems for You, My Pretty
Source: Duality
“In her 20′s, a woman’s breasts double her self-esteem. In her 40′s, they halve it.”
Source: Dance of Seduction
Source: Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
Source: The Wingless
Source: Seraphic Addiction
Source: Looking for Alaska
Source: Dare You To
Source: Ulysses
Source: Giants At Play: Finding Wisdom, Courage, And Acceptance To Encounter Your Destiny
Source: Dietland
Source: The Seduction Stakes
Source: Schooling Carmen
Source: I Never Liked You: A Comic Strip Narrative
Source: Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
“A push-up bra makes it possible for a woman to show off great breasts … she does not have.”
Source: P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
Source: Paper Towns
Source: Girls Will Be Girls: Dressing Up, Playing Parts and Daring to Act Differently
“Would three boobs be better than two?”
Source: Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Finding Happiness in Los Angeles
“I’m afraid this brassiere is booby trapped.”
Source: Query
Source: Dear Enemy
“In 1991, the average bra size in the U.S wad 34B. Today (2007) it's 36C.”
Source: Shoebox: Some of the Best
Source: September Girls
Source: From Blood and Ash
“All human males were as fascinated with cars as they were with breasts.”
Source: A Ghost In New Orleans
Source: American Gods: Tenth Anniversary
Source: Faefever
“It shows damn near everything. I's been hiding my breasts for so long, I half forgot I had 'em.”
Source: Vengeance Road
Source: Bad Choices Make Good Stories - Going to New York
Source: First Grave on the Right
Source: The Problem with Forever