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“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”

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“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.”

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“Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.”

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“Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.”

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“Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.”

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“If you ever have to give a speech, start with a joke, if you know one. For years I've been looking for the best joke in the world. I think I know what it is. I will tell it to you, but you have to help me. You have to say, "No," when I hold up my hand like this. All right? Don't let me down. Do you know why cream is so much more expensive than milk? AUDIENCE: No. It is because the cows hate to squat on those bottles.”

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Book:If This Isn't Nice, What Is?: Advice for the Young
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