“Stupid men and their stupid violence. Tearing apart everything good that was ever built. Why couldn't you ever just go after your life without tripping over some idiot's dick?” MenViolenceFeminismGenderTerrorismIdiotsDicks Book:The Great Believers Source: The Great Believers
“Even the world’s greatest actor cannot fake an erection.” PlayHumorFunnyFilmQuotesActorsSexActingHumourDramaJokesHumorousHollywoodTheaterActressesTheatreFakeMovieSatirePerformersAphorismQuotationsJokePornographyHilariousActAphorismsMoviesPerformancePretendActorPornAphoristAphoristsBollywoodFilmsPenisActressPlaysSimulateDickAffectSexual IntercoursePerformErectionPenisesPerformerPorn StarPornoDramasPut OnDicksErectTheatresFeignPorn StarsTheatersErection DysfunctionNollywood Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“You’re telling me a purple pecker is always a purple pecker? It doesn’t have other names?” Dane asks. “Purple thunder,” Valen suggests. “Purple pricks.” I bite my bottom lip to fight off a laugh. “Purple dicks,” Dane says. “Purple nurple.” Rippley frowns. “Wait, that’s not right.” ThunderPurpleLolImmatureBruhSynonymsDicksPecker Book:Twilight Terrors Source: Twilight Terrors
“I want to make love to you, Rhone. I want to fill your ass with my penis and fuck you until you love it just as much as I do. I want to suck your dick and eat your balls until your cum coats my tongue and throat. I want you to do the same to me. I want to come inside you, in your mouth, in your ass, on your chest, marking you as mine in a way you can feel even when I’m not by your side. That’s what I want. It’s what I’ve wanted ever since you told me I could have a different, better life and then took the time to care and to show me how to care about myself. I want everything you can give, and I want to offer you everything that I am.” LoveSexLoversGayGay RomancePenisCockDickPenisesPricksDicksPenis Sucking Book:Finding Home Source: Finding Home
“And the scrotum! To think that something so vital to the survival of the species, fully responsible for 50 percent of the ingredients - though none of the work - should hang freely from the body in a tiny, defenceless bag of skin. One whack, one bite, one paw scratch - and its just at the right level, too, for your average animal, a dog, a lion, a sabre-tooth tiger, and that's it, end of story. Don't you think it should get better protection? Behind some bone for example? The penis is just such a lousy design.” BallsPenisDicksScrotum Book:Self Source: Self
“I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.” PeopleMenHateWomenDislikeDayLikeEveryoneAssholesJerksDicks Book:Write like no one is reading Source: Write like no one is reading