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“When a fire rises, don't be quick to worry. Find the purpose of the fire, if it's negative, water it down, if positive, feed the flames.”

Life Quotes Water Fire Positive Negative Flames Flames Of Fire

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“A lot of people will ignore positive words when they are down and accept negative words. Those people never get better.”

Wisdom Motivation Positive Thinking Negativity Best Friends Better Words Of Encouragement

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“Sometimes, when I'm alone, I wonder if it really counts as being alone, since I am covered in millions of other living organisms.”

Food For Thought Alone Not Alone Organism

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“One time, I went to a restaurant and I asked the waiter for some food for thought. He left, came back, and tried shoving a sirloin in my ear.”

Humor Food Thought Sarcastic Waiter Restaurant Shoving Sirloin

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“Being in a wheelchair has made everyday things difficult. Things you wouldn't imagine. Like the looks I get at high school basketball games when they tell everyone to stand for the National Anthem.”

Looks Reality Imagine High School National Anthem Stares Basketball Games

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“Seeing pictures of other places around the world makes me feel more important. Reminds me, even though life is short, there's so much to do.”

World Important Existence Travel Life Is Short Do Be Pictures

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“One time, in New Orleans at a youth convention for my church, I read out of the phone book during a talent show. I made it all the way to 'J' before people started booing.”

Humor Random Convention Talent Show Phonebook

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“I think the world would be a simpler place if 'douche' and 'touche' were pronounced the same.”

Humor Funny Douche Bag Douche

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“Sometimes when I'm writing, I wonder if the words have a mind of their own, and if they're really just using me as a puppet to manifest themselves.”

Writing Words Possessed Minds Puppet

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“I knew a kid who stuck a knife in the toaster on a few occasions. He learned it hurt. He grew up to be a great electrician.”

Life Life Lessons Hurt Lessons Electricity Kid Knife Electrician Toaster

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“I believe all people are assholes. You won't find anyone that you like. You'll just find someone you dislike a little less than the last asshole. And I can't wait for that day. To have a woman that I can say I dislike a little less than all the other assholes.”

People Men Hate Women Dislike Day Like Everyone Assholes Jerks Dicks

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