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“A douchebag has an image to maintain. He is not real. He is the kind of guy who will change his last name into something cooler and more impressive.”

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Author:Cory Duchesne

“If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you.”

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Author:April Mae Monterrosa

“Don't demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts.”

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Author:Gil A. Waters

“Why should he start caring about the city now? He didn’t care before. It’s exactly what I’d expect from a douche bag like him.”

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Book:The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

Source: The Manhattanville Incident: An Undead Novel

“I think the world would be a simpler place if 'douche' and 'touche' were pronounced the same.”

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Book:Write like no one is reading

Source: Write like no one is reading

“April is tax month. If you are having trouble filing your taxes, then you should hire an accountant. They'll give you the same advice that they've given hundreds of corporations - taxes are for douche bags.”

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Author:Ed Helms

“Father' is such an arbitary word. Douche bag, on the other hand.”

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Author:Becca Fitzpatrick

“Granuaile looked terminally depressed when she emerged from the bathroom with raven hair and, as a result rather Goth by accident. She didn't want to get her picture taken. "Aughh!" she said miserably, looking in the vanity mirror in the truck of the cab and fingering a wavy curl near her temple. "This sucks more than anything has ever sucked before. You know what we look like? A couple of emo douche bags." "Well, look at the bright side, Granuaile. Emo Douche Bags would be a great band name." [That's brilliant! It's already the unofficial name of more bands than I can count.]”

“Justin Bieber is a douche bag. Now that I have your attention, let's talk about cars.”

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Author:Corey Taylor

“When you're not in love, when you don't have love, everybody you know falls in love.”

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Author:Dane Cook