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“Don't demean what I know is one of your favorite body parts.”

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Author:Gil A. Waters

“I think the world would be a simpler place if 'douche' and 'touche' were pronounced the same.”

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Book:Write like no one is reading

Source: Write like no one is reading

“We can find better adjectives than cool, and not glorify someone's temperature setting. There is a wise tenderness that will find the empathetic, not through expectation or demand. The lameness and weakness no longer feared, and the feminine hygiene products (douche) not used to describe a man's character or likeness. A douche is used before a surgery, a device born of dire necessity. The word neurotic has it's net, and perhaps soon all these disturbing word-nets will be retired, and the hurt and disturbance will be forgotten through bliss and peace. All language and all pain stops, no words there to cause pain. Sweet forgetfulness.”

Author:Cory Duchesne

“The sword wobbled and his lips twisted. "Monster" "Summer's Eve," I retorted. He frowned and Dahlia burst out laughing. "You mean douche?”

Book:Fangs & Fennel

Source: Fangs & Fennel