“If a man tells you he's an asshole & that you deserve better, believe him...it's a warning. It's best you listen before he proves it to you.” RelationshipsDatingWarningCheatersJerksFriends With BenefitsDouche BagAssholeryInconsistent Men Author:April Mae Monterrosa
“It is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.” IgnoranceResearchEnlightenmentCrueltyEnlightenment QuotesJerkAssholesAssholeJerksAssholery Book:Alexei Maxim Russell's Field Guide to Assholes Source: Alexei Maxim Russell's Field Guide to Assholes
“Hauling a deep, make-me-feel-sexy breath, she pinned on what she hoped was a coquettish smile, turned as smoothly as her bulky gown allowed, and found her previously pleasure-filled sightline newly blocked by sixfoot- and-change of home-grown Texas assholery. This particular example happened to have thick, wavy hair as dark as his heart, deep, soulful eyes as blue as the garter still circling her thigh, and a face that made angels weep. Probably after he’d screwed them senseless, knocked them up, and abandoned them with a wink and a smile.” AlphaBrazenKate MeaderTall Dark And TexanTexansAssholery Book:One Week to Score Source: One Week to Score
“Barbara De Fina said that Irwin Winkler was, and has been, “nothing but nasty” to her. She told the story of a party that Winkler and his wife, Margo, attended; on seeing Barbara, Margo said, “The two producers are here,” and Winkler responded with words to the effect that there was only one producer. (De Fina retains affection for Margo, whom she calls “lovely.”)” ScorseseMovie TriviaAssholeryBarbara De FinaGoodfellasMovie Producers Book:Made Men: The Story of Goodfellas Source: Made Men: The Story of Goodfellas