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“In any case, muffins that are only imaginary aren't liable to get stuck.”

Food Appliances Childrens Toaster

Book:The Brave Little Toaster

Source: The Brave Little Toaster

“These robots are literally inhuman, and yet I react no differently to their stumblings and topplings than I would to the pratfalls of a fellow human. I don’t imagine I would laugh at the spectacle of a toaster falling out of an SUV, or a semiautomatic rifle pitching over sideways from an upright position, but there is something about these machines, their human form, with which it is possible to identify sufficiently to make their falling deeply, horribly funny.”

Humanity Laughter Machines Robots Inhuman Falling Suv Toaster Semiautomatic Rifle

Book:To Be a Machine : Adventures Among Cyborgs, Utopians, Hackers, and the Futurists Solving the Modest Problem of Death

Source: To Be a Machine : Adventures Among Cyborgs, Utopians, Hackers, and the Futurists Solving the Modest Problem of Death

“The toaster (lacking real bread) would pretend to make two crispy slices of toast. Or, if the day seemed special in some way, it would toast an imaginary English muffin.”

Cute Childrens Toaster Appliance

Book:The Brave Little Toaster

Source: The Brave Little Toaster

“I am definitely not a fucking toaster.”

Humor Robots Profanity Toaster

Book:Z14

Source: Z14

“[The Toaster] A silver-scaled dragon with jaws flaming red sits at my elbow and toasts my bread. I hand him fat slices, then one by one he hands them back when he sees they are done.”

Toaster Anthromorphism

Author:William Jay Smith

“I was always a great believer in buttered toast.”

Toaster Buttered Toast

Book:Collected Stories

Source: Collected Stories

“This stupid toaster is ruining my life!”

Life Haha Toaster Hahaha Super Funny

Book:Katana

Source: Katana

“A person is not the same as a toaster.”

Book:Superposition

Source: Superposition

“I knew a kid who stuck a knife in the toaster on a few occasions. He learned it hurt. He grew up to be a great electrician.”

Life Life Lessons Hurt Lessons Electricity Kid Knife Electrician Toaster

Book:Write like no one is reading

Source: Write like no one is reading