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“Sex is like pizza: if you're going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing.”
“People who always arrive early aren't worth waiting for.”
“Woah, their gorgeous not so fast I haven't even catched your name or your number" - Jaxson Evans”
“lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.”
“Is it possible that the purpose of all things random is to show us that nothing really is?”
“Look up, always. Look back, never.”
“We are not randomly suboptimal in our decisions. We are systematically suboptimal.”
“Every life is a unique random business”
“Life is not random, for randomness is simply purpose that we’ve yet to discern.”
“I'll be your sun, I'll shine on you.. I'll make you happy; I'll smile to you.”
“One day, I’ll feel the depth of hugs once again, and it’s going to feel like HOME.”
“And never farting pointed to guilt in the courthouse of my mind.”
“All Who Agree On Killing Astro, Please Say Pancakes”
“Manners,” I say. “It ain't polite to taste people. Shit.”
“Butt holes are like a one-way street; they were made the way they were for a reason.”
“Love is not special, lovers are!”
“My answers are typically ‘guesses’ cleverly disguised as answers.”