Best Brick And Blanket Uses Quotes | Short & Famous Sayings

“Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?”

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“Instead of Rock, Paper, Scissors, you could play Brick, Blanket, Action Fingers, in which brick cripples action fingers, blanket smothers brick and action fingers beats blanket.”

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“A brick could create a clear winner in a fight if instead of fighting pillows against blankets, you fought bricks against blankets.”

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“I’ve always wanted to go out with a bang, that’s why I carry two bricks around with me wherever I go, so when I leave a room I clap them together.”

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“A brick and a blanket are the perfect symbols for the superhero Captain Dense.”

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“A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.”

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“A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good… for the moment.”

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“A brick and blanket could be used as a large slingshot, put the brick in the blanket swing it around and release.”

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“Instead of stocks investors should invest in blankets, that way they’ll at least have something to keep them warm after they’ve lost all their money when the company goes under.”

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“A brick is a biographical film in which a young orphan brick from the wrong side of the track grows up to be one of the most important bricks in all brick kind, as it is now quite literally the cornerstone of one of America’s greatest ballparks.(Fenway)”

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“I make love like sausage is to bacon as brick is to blanket. Somebody get me some utensils. And some lubrication (not Castrol Motor Oil).”

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“A brick is……… Well it’s a bloody brick what more do you want from me?”

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“For loose teeth the tooth fairy recommends tying your tooth to a brick and throwing said brick down the stairs.”

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“A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.”

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“You can sit on a brick, and milk a cow with a blanket.”

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“Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.”

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“A brick and a blanket together create a blick. That’s it. That’s all I got.”

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“Blankets are good to carry around if you want to be able to quickly black bag someone.”

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“A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.”

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“The man you’re going to marry should be like a brick: strong, sturdy, supportive and almost always hard in your presence.”

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“A blanket is a tell-all story about its endeavors with certain highly publicized people and their somewhat promiscuous acts.”

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“A brick could be used for note delivery, from the KKK.”

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“A blanket could be used as a lovely rug, a rug that just so happens to be covering a large hole, you should really feel this rug!”

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“I’d much rather a monkey throws a blanket instead of a brick.”

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