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“Veblen called it the price-system. Mills called it the Power Elite. It's probably no more than ninety-nine people who don't know what they are doing. They're involved in high finance. Fascinating form of gambling.”

Capitalism Economics Financial Markets One Percent 1 Percent Finance Humor Power Elite Price System

Book:M: Writings '67–'72

Source: M: Writings '67–'72

“A company could use bricks to measure their growth rate. How many bricks have angry investors thrown at you lately? If the answer is none, then your growth rate is probably pretty good… for the moment.”

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Book:A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

Source: A bit of rubbish about a Brick and a Blanket

“After all, what does the stock market sell us if not the unfounded hope of a rosy future?”

Book:1Q84

Source: 1Q84

“The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.”

Poor Rich Food Food For Thought Wealthy Finances Finance Humor Financial Year

Author:Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“bankers steal money for the same reason that heroin addicts do. They've been put in a position where they cannot get the money they need by honest means. In an egalitarian society that happens a lot less.”

Economics Addiction Finance Fraud Finance Humor

Author:Dan Davies

“If you look at the numbers closely, I think you’ll find that in four years you won’t have a company to be laughed out of.”

Author:D. A. Bonds