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“Self-identify your gender? Why not self-identify your species, too? I'm a dog now.”
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“Owning a gun proves "In God we trust" is a lie. If you actually trusted in God, you wouldn't feel like you need a gun.”
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“Sex is like pizza: if you're going to use BBQ sauce, you better know what the fuck you're doing.”
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“Evil doesn't actually exist. It's just an abstract concept we use to describe shitty behavior. It's an idea, a concept, a thought, not a thing.”
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“Prostitution isn't illegal to protect women. Prostitutes would be much safer if it was legal. It's illegal to protect men. Men are addicted to sex. Sex is like heroin to men. If all women were allowed to charge admission to their pussy, they would have total control over men and it would cause a giant wealth transfer. Men would go broke and women would end up with all the money and power.”
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“Sin more! Otherwise Jesus died for nothing.”
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“Democrats care about what's fair and true. Republicans only care about winning, no matter how much they have to lie and cheat.”
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“Social media is to socializing what masturbating is to sex.”
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“Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to. Unless you're in prison.”
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“You must be a Fox News viewer. Nobody else is dumb enough to believe Trump's lies.”
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“The coronavirus pandemic is going to be the biggest event of our lifetime. Bigger than 9/11. As if 9/11 happened in every city on earth at the same time.”
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“Most anti-science religious fundamentalist is now in charge of America's biggest science project”
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“I bet the people living in the timeline where Hillary is president are laughing at us.
They’re probably sipping lattes and giggling: “Imagine if Trump had won! Can you even imagine what that clusterfuck would look like?”
But even in their wildest dreams they wouldn’t come up with the unimaginable clusterfuck that our timeline is.”
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“Jesus was a socialist.”
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“Mike Pence, the most anti-science religious fundamentalist in Washington, is now in charge of America's biggest science project ever: finding a cure for the coronavirus. I think we all better start praying.”
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“The strangest thing about fascism in America today is that American facists are so dumb, they don't even know they're fascists. They don't even know what the word fascism means.
They vaguely know that it had something to do with Hitler and the Nazis, but that's it. They have no idea that the first words of the Nazi anthem were "Germany above all else" which was their version of "America first." And the way Nazis demonized jews was no different than the way American fascists demonize liberals. Hitler promised to "make Germany great again." And Hitler denounced the newspapers, which exposed him for what he really was, as "Lügenpresse," which is German for "fake news."
If the German Nazi party still existed today, they would look exactly like the Republican party under Trump. Hitler's rallies looked no different than Trump's rallies. And Hitler would absolutely love a well-oiled propaganda outlet like Fox News.”
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“The problem with Trump voters is, they're so dumb, they don't even know how much stuff they don't know. They just assume no one else knows more about evolution or global warming than they do.”
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“Dear Trumptards, so how are you enjoying the beginning of World War 3 so far? Is it all you hoped it would be?”
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“If Hollywood was a Republican town, Weinstein would still be president, and he'd still be molesting women.”
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“If aliens wanted to exterminate us, they wouldn't send a fleet of spaceships or a Deathstar. They'd just send one guy with a deadly virus.”
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“When a troll tries to piss on your leg online, simply reply with: "Does your mom know she raised a little asshole?" It attacks him on so many different levels at once, he won't know how to respond.”
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“Why do women love to read about sexually aggressive billionaire bad boy alpha males but condemn the same behavior in real life?”
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“It's easy not to abuse your power when you don't actually have any power.”
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“Do flat-earthers believe that other planets are also flat?”
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“Did you ever think one day you'd live through a global pandemic, with a doomsday virus, and the Joker is president? Sounds like a bad made-for-TV scifi movie.”
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“Yo mama so stupid, she watches Fox News and voted for Trump.”
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“Introverts think about more than just being introverts.”
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“Why are so many Americans for male circumcision but against female circumcision? Both are equally cruel and barbaric traditions.”
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“Stop calling yourself an authoress. You sound like an idiotess.”
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“What is love? Love is when your heart has a raging boner.”
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“Why is it so hard for many erotica authors to admit that erotica is porn? Everyone loves porn!”
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“Patriotism is a gateway drug to fascism. Tribalism is the gateway to racism.”
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“Bad Goodreads reviews are cyberbullying: attacking someone with an undeserved 1 star review and cruel insults. Goodreads bullies trash the author's hard work, just for fun. Simply to inflict pain on a random stranger. The bully feels strong because the author is defenseless and can't fight back, while a part of them is being publicly
dragged through the mud.”
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“The Dunning-Kruger Effect: Dumb people like Trump think they're super smart, because they are so spectacularly stupid, they don't even know how much stuff they don't know. They are so dumb, they don't even know that other people know a lot more about a topic than they do.”
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“Selfie filters are lies. Lies!”
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“Apparently Trump voters think God meant for marriage to be between a man, his third wife, and several porn stars.”
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“Most people don't think for themselves. They just regurgitate someone else's opinion and pass it off as their own.”
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“Every time a young girl gets raped, it's proof that there is no God. What kind of a God would just twiddle his thumbs and watch, while his daughter gets raped?”
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“Every time a dog humps your leg, you're being raped. #metoo”
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“When you say someone is stubborn and irrational because they're black, that's racism. When you say someone is stubborn and irrational because they're female, that's sexism. When you say someone is stubborn and irrational because they're a leo, that's astrology. Notice a pattern? It's all nonsense.”
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“Many fundamentalist Christian Evangelicals are racist because religion and racism are two sides of the same coin. Both are nothing more than primitive tribalism: Us vs Them thinking. That's why religious nuts and racists can so easily be manipulated into hating someone who is different from them.”
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“The average man thinks about sex every tits seconds.”
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“Capitalism is cruelty for money.”
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“I wanna see Trump tell people it's "just the flu" while wearing a face mask. I just wanna see him wear a mask while he tells us it's nothing to worry about.”
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“Fun Fact: You know who invented the term Fake News? Not Trump. It was Hitler. Look it up. Hitler loved to describe any newspaper that exposed him for what he was as Luegenpresse, which is German for Fake News.”
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“Yo mama so slutty, Trump still owes her hush money.”
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“What if Melania is a Red Sparrow?”
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“Guns make losers feel like winners. That's why people who suck at life don't want to give up their guns.”
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“If you're afraid to leave the house unless you're armed, you don't need a gun, you need a psychiatrist.”
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“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone a rocket launcher! What could possibly go wrong?”
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