“Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.”
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Yo Momma Jokes Quotes
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Yo Momma Jokes Quotes
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”
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Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
“Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.”
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“Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.”
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“Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
“Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.”
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“Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
“If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
“Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
“Yo mama so slutty, Trump still owes her hush money.”
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“Clean up your own mess. Your mama don't live here”
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