“Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.”
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“When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.”
“Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”
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Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
“Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.”
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“Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.”
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“Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!”
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“Chuck Norris CAN understand women.”
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“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”
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Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
“Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.”
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“Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
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“If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.”
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“Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
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