“Yo Mama's so fat her butt cheeks have different area codes.”
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Source: 155 World's Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes And Facts: The Best And Funniest Kick-ass Facts About Roughest, Toughest, Deadliest, Sexiest & The Most Fearless ... The Legend
“When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.”
“Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.”
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
“Yo Mama sucks so much d***, her lips went double platinum.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
“Yo Mama's like a library, open to the public.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
“Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has its own congressman!”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
“Chuck Norris CAN understand women.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Chuck Norris Jokes And Facts: The Best And Funniest Kick-ass Facts About Roughest, Toughest, Deadliest, Sexiest & The Most Fearless ... The Legend
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
“Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
“Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest YO MAMA Jokes
“If Yo Mama and Yo Daddy got a divorce, they'd still be brother and sister.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
“Yo Mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.”
Source: 155 World's Funniest Yo Mama Dirty Jokes: Yo Mama Funny, Dirty, Filthy Joke Book For Adults - Uncensored edition
“How do you repair a broken tomato? Tomato Paste.”
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“I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.”
“My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.”
“There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.”
“I'm not a racist or misogynist person, but I find these jokes funny, so I say them.”
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
“A recession is when your neighbor loses his job. A depression is when you lose yours.”
“I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.”
“If your regime is not strong enough to handle a joke, then you don't have a regime.”
“If any of you cry at my funeral I'll never speak to you again.”
“First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.”