Best Funny Quotes
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Best Funny Quotes
“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
“Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
Source: Epigrams of Oscar Wilde
“Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.”
Source: The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose
“To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.”
“By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.”
Source: The Wit and Humor of Oscar Wilde
Source: Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations
“My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.”