Browse 67 quotes about Funny Commencement.
“The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.”
“Education is the best provision for old age.”
“Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody else.”
“A classical education enables you to despise the wealth that it prevents you from achieving.”
“People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often.”
“Just remember, you can't climb the ladder of success with your hands in your pockets.”
“It is wise to keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.”
“The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse.”
“If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.”
“Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.”
“Wise are those who learn that the bottom line doesn't always have to be their top priority.”
“Don't live down to expectations. Go out there and do something remarkable.”
“You cannot climb the ladder of success dressed in the costume of failure.”
“Think big thoughts but relish small pleasures.”
“Harry taught me that death isn't the end, it's the beginning.”
“The things taught in schools & colleges are not an education but the means of education.”
“Break rules. Leave the world more interesting for your being here.”
“What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God.”
“It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.”
“The man who graduates today and stops learning tomorrow is uneducated the day after.”
“The true meaning of life is to plant trees, under whose shade you do not expect to sit.”
“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.”
“If you feel that you have both feet planted on level ground, then the university has failed you.”
“Just about a month from now I'm set adrift, with a diploma for a sail and lots of nerve for oars.”