“The ageing process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball”
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Famous Doug Larson Quotes
“The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.”
“Law of Airlines: The shorter the time between flights, the greater the distance between gates.”
“Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.”
“It's your ability to inspire and uplift other people that matters, not your ability to outdo them.”
“It's a wise person who knows the difference between free speech and cheap talk.”
“Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd have preferred to talk.”
“The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.”
“A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success.”
“Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.”
“There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.”
“The idea that no one is perfect is a view most commonly held by people with no grandchildren.”
“A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.”
“The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.”
“The reason people blame things on the previous generation is that there's only one other choice.”
“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.”
“A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.”
“Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.”
“What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of living high.”
“The real secret of patience is to find something to do in the meantime.”