“Retired is being tired twice, I've thought, first tired of working, then tired of not.”
Source: Going Like Sixty: A Lighthearted Look at the Later Years
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Source: The Portable Voltaire
“It is better to live rich than to die rich.”
Source: The life of Samuel Johnson, LL. D., comprehending an account of his studies, and numerous works, in chronological order: a series of his epistolary correspondence and conversations with many eminent persons; and various original pieces of his composition, never before published; the whole exhibiting a view of literature and literary men in Great Britain, for near half a century during which he flourished
“Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.”
“Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."”
“Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.”
“When you retire, you switch bosses - from the one who hired you to the one who married you.”
“I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early.”
“The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.”
“Few men of action have been able to make a graceful exit at the appropriate time.”
Source: Tread softly, for you tread on my jokes
“When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking.”
“You can be young without money but you can't be old without it.”
Source: Cat on a Hot Tin Roof
“Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.”
“There's an enormous number of managers who have retired on the job.”
“The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.”
“You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”
“There's one thing I always wanted to do before I quit... Retire!”
“When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income.”
“As in all successful ventures, the foundation of a good retirement is planning.”
“I will not retire while I've still got my legs and my make-up box.”
“Middle age is when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work.”