“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
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Funny Birthday Quotes
“It is lovely, when I forget all birthdays, including my own, to find that somebody remembers me.”
Source: Letters of Ellen Glasgow
“Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new.”
“All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.”
“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.”
“You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.”
“Men are like wine - some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
“The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.”
“There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.”
Source: Nods and Becks
“The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more.”
“Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.”
Source: Theodore Roosevelt on Bravery: Lessons from the Most Courageous Leader of the Twentieth Century
“Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.”
“Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.”
“May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine.”
“May you live all the days of your life.”
Source: The works of Dr. Jonathan Swift ...: With the author's life and character; notes, historical, critical, and explanatory; tables of contents, and indexes. More complete than any preceding edition ... Accurately corrected by the best editions
“Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.”
“When I was younger I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.”
“God gave us the gift of life; it is up to us to give ourselves the gift of living well.”
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
Source: The Grass Is Always Greener Over the Septic Tank
“The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.”
“Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself.”
“The more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate.”
“I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'”
“Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese”
“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.”
Source: Muhammad Ali Unfiltered: Rare, Iconic, and Officially Authorized Photos of the Greatest
“Time and tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of 30.”
“Whatever with the past has gone, The best is always yet to come.”
Source: Poems
Source: Pretexts: Reflections on Literature and Morality
“Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life.”
“The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.”
Source: The view from 80
“When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.”