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“Christmas gift suggestions: To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance.”

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Author:Oren Arnold
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“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”

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Author:Kin Hubbard
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“To your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent, tolerance. To a friend, heart. To a customer, service. To all, charity. To every child, a good example. To you, respect.”

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Author:Oren Arnold
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“Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.”

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Author:Washington Irving
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“Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?”

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Author:Gilbert K. Chesterton
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“A lovely thing about Christmas is that it's compulsory, like a thunderstorm, and we all go through it together.”

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Author:Garrison Keillor
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“Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it.”

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Author:Richard Lamm
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“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.”

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Author:Jay Leno
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“Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.”

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Author:Dave Barry
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“The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.”

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Book:Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People
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“That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”

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Author:Jerry Seinfeld
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“Christmas is the day that holds all time together.”

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Author:Alexander Smith
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“I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.”

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Author:Shirley Temple
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“At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.”

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Author:Thomas Tusser
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“There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”

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Book:Forever, Erma: Best-Loved Writing From America's Favorite Humorist
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“Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.”

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Author:Victor Borge
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“One can never have enough socks," said Dumbledore. "Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn't get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.”

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Author:J. K. Rowling
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“Heap on more wood! - the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still.”

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Book:Marmion: A Tale of Flodden Field
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“A Christmas gambol oft could cheer The poor man's heart through half the year.”

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Book:Poetical works
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“Our hearts grow tender with childhood memories and love of kindred, and we are better throughout the year for having, in spirit, become a child again at Christmas-time.”

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Book:Laura Ingalls Wilder's Prairie Wisdom
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“Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to us by cola, fast food, and beer... Who'd have ever guessed that product consumption, popular entertainment, and spirituality would mix so harmoniously?”

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Author:Bill Watterson
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“My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?”

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Author:Bob Hope
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“Christmas Eve was a night of song that wrapped itself about you like a shawl. But it warmed more than your body. It warmed your heart...filled it, too, with melody that would last forever.”

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Book:Journey Into Christmas and Other Stories
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“I truly believe that if we keep telling the Christmas story, singing the Christmas songs, and living the Christmas spirit, we can bring joy and happiness and peace to this world.”

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Book:Norman Vincent Peale: Words That Inspired Him
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“Mankind is a great, an immense family... This is proved by what we feel in our hearts at Christmas.”

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Book:Days of Devotion: Daily Meditations from the Good Shepherd
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“One of the most glorious messes in the world is the mess created in the living room on Christmas day. Don't clean it up too quickly." ~ (1919-), American writer, producer, humorist.”

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Author:Andy Rooney
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“Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.”

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Author:Charles M. Schulz
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“The earth has grown old with its burden of care, but at Christmas it always is young, the heart of the jewel burns lustrous and fair, and its soul full of music breaks the air, when the song of angels is sung.”

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Author:Phillips Brooks
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“In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it "Christmas" and went to church; the Jews called it "Hanukka" and went to synagogue; the atheists went to parties and drank. People passing each other on the street would say "Merry Christmas!" or "Happy Hanukka!" or (to the atheists) "Look out for the wall!"”

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Author:Dave Barry
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“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”

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Author:George Carlin
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“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”

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Author:Johnny Carson
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“The best of all gifts around any Christmas tree: the presence of a happy family all wrapped up in each other.”

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Author:Bill Vaughan
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“As we struggle with shopping lists and invitations, compounded by December's bad weather, it is good to be reminded that there are people in our lives who are worth this aggravation, and people to whom we are worth the same.”

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Author:Donald E. Westlake
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“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love.”

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Book:My Study Fire: First Series
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“Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both.”

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Book:Sermons: Sermons for the principal festivals and fasts of the church year, ed. by Rev John Cotton Brooks
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