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“Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love. It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.”

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Author:William Thomas Ellis
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“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”

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Author:Charles Dickens
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“What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”

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Author:Phyllis Diller
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“Christmas! The very word brings joy to our hearts.”

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Author:Joan Winmill Brown
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“Christmas is not a time or a season but a state of mind.”

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Author:Calvin Coolidge
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“Let us keep Christmas still a shining thing.”

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Author:Grace Noll Crowell
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“Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.”

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Author:Dale Evans
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“I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd into it the long arrears of kindliness and humanity of the whole year. As for me, I like to take my Christmas a little at a time, all through the year.”

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