Witty Christmas Quotes
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Witty Christmas Quotes
“Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faster than the Christmas spirit.”
“Why are we not grateful to God for filling our stockings with legs?”
“That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”
“At Christmas play and make good cheer, for Christmas comes but once a year.”
“Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.”
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”
“Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.”
“Nothing's as mean as giving a little child something useful for Christmas.”
“The earth has grown old with its burden of care, But at Christmas it always is young.”
“Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.”
“I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.”
“What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.”
“Christmas, my child, is love in action. Every time we love, every time we give, it's Christmas.”