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Famous Victor Borge Quotes
“What is the difference between a Nazi and a dog?The Nazi lifts his arm.”
“How nice. Now the Germans can sleep in peace, knowing that they will not be invaded by us.”
“The first piano was built long after they didn't have any at all.”
“In my youth, I wanted to be a great pantomimist -- but I found I had nothing to say.”
“The elephant smoked too much.(explaining why the keys of his piano were so yellow)”
“You want something by Bach? Which one, Johann Sebastian or Jacques Offen?”
“Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.”
“The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.”
“If I have caused just one person to wipe away a tear of laughter, that's my reward.”
“I only know two pieces; one is 'Clair de Lune' and the other one isn't.”
“I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.”
“When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.”
“They say that Nero started the fire himself because he needed a suitable backdrop for his concert.”
“Flint must be an extremely wealthy town: I see that each of you bought two or three seats.”
“A Smile is a curve which can set a lot of things straight.”
“I do not have a single white note on my piano; my elephant smoked too much.”
“Beethoven wrote in three flats a lot. That's because he moved twice.”
“Did you know that Mozart had no arms and no legs? I've seen statues of him on people's pianos.”
“I learned to play the piano on my mother's knee - that was before we got a piano.”
