Dark Sarcasm Quotes
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Dark Sarcasm Quotes
“If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.”
“If you ever become a mother, can I have one of the puppies?”
“Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome.”
“A sarcastic person has a superiority complex that can be cured only by the honesty of humility.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.”
“I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.”
“I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.”
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
“The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.”
“Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.”
“I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
“Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.”
“He has no enemies, but he is intensely disliked by his friends.”
“I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.”
“I have never killed any one, but I have read some obituary notices with great satisfaction.”
“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.”