“even Mademoiselle Neubahr can't make me believe in hell. It doesn't seem a very - witty - solution of the crime-and-punishment situation, does it?” BelieveDoeSeemsReligionSituationHellCrimeSolutionsWittyPunishmentCrime And PunishmentVery Witty Author:Frances Noyes Hart
“My mother was a terrific force in my life. Wartime-generation woman, hadn't gone to university but should have done. Was very funny, very verbal, very clever, very witty.” ShouldDoneMotherForceGoneGenerationsShould HaveUniversityWittyCleverTerrificWartimeVery CleverVery Witty Author:Ian Hislop
“If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!” IfsWorldSaidWorshipWittyOscarsWildeWorship YouVery Witty Author:Michael R. Burch
“The great joke is that a realist is an optimistic pessimist. That's very witty. Whether it's truthful or not, that I don't know.” KnowsJokesWittyOptimisticTruthfulPessimistRealistVery Witty Author:John Hurt
“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.” PeopleMadeGodHumorFunnyMovingScienceUniverseCrazyCreationHumorousAngerRegardAngrySillyHitchhikers Guide To The GalaxyHitchhikers GuideHitchhikingFunny ScienceAstronomy And UniverseFunny And WittyVery Witty Author:Douglas Adams
“I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.” InspirationalBookHumorFunnyTurnsReadingRoomsEducationTelevisionDrinkLibrarySmileEducationalBeerSarcasmSarcasticReading BooksLiteracyVery InterestingFunny InspirationalGood BookLibrarianBook ReadingBook WritingBooks And ReadingLibrary BooksLearning To ReadLibraries Books And ReadingReading And LiteracyBook ClubLibraries And ReadingSchool LibraryReading For KidsGreat ReadingChildren ReadingInspirational ReadingLiteracy And ChildrenLiteracy For ChildrenChildren About ReadingBook LearningReading Books To ChildrenReading InspirationalPleasure Of ReadingInspiring ReadingSarcastic LoveDark SarcasmReading And LearningVery WittyReading For PleasureReading RoomVery Sarcastic Author:Groucho Marx
“Phil Hartman was brilliant, and Dave Foley is a really funny guy. Phil Hartman was actually even funnier offstage than he was onstage because he would say nasty things. Dave Foley's very funny, very witty guy, very quick.” GuyWittyBrilliantNastyDaveFunny GuyVery Witty Author:Joe Rogan
“My father could be very witty, even if the humor was always on the darker side of irony.” IfsFatherSidesWittyIronyDarker SideVery Witty Author:Maurice Sendak
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit.” FoolWittyFoolishWitCuteFoolishnessFooledFools And FoolishnessFools And WiseFools DayWittiestFunny April FoolsPlaying The FoolVery Witty Author:William Shakespeare
“I was brought up by very witty people who were dealing with quite difficult things: disease and death... I was brought up by people who tended to giggle at funerals.” PeopleDifficultDiseaseWittyFuneralDifficult ThingsGiggleDisease And DeathVery Witty Author:Emma Thompson
“I’d discovered, after a lot of extreme apprehension about what spoons to use, that if you do something incorrect at table with a certain arrogance, as if you knew perfectly well you were doing it properly, you can get away with it and nobody will think you are bad-mannered or poorly brought up. They will think you are original and very witty.” IfsThinkingWellsUseCertainFoodOriginalsTablesCookingWittyExtremesArroganceGet AwayCulinarySpoonsApprehensionVery Witty Book:the bell jar Source: the bell jar
“What I need is a woman who is something, anything: either very beautiful or very kind or in the last resort very wicked; very witty or very stupid, but something.” NeedsKindLastsBeautifulStupidWittyWickedResortsVery BeautifulVery StupidVery Witty Author:Alfred de Musset
“Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.” PlayMarriageWittyDullCourtshipPrologueVery Witty Author:William Congreve
“It's very witty and it's great to see teenage characters have control that way. And you can actually hear about sex and pot and it's okay, it's not completely bad and you can't say that to teenagers.” WayCharacterSexOkayWittyTeenagerPotTeenageVery Witty Author:Caroline Dhavernas
“The habit of getting up early, which I had formed when the children were young, now became my choice. I am not very bright or very witty or very inventive after the sun goes down.” WritingChildrenYoungChoicesSunHabitWittyUp EarlyVery Witty Author:Toni Morrison
“I feel like there's an obsession with pace right now in theater, with things being very fast and very witty and very loud, and I think we're all so freaked out about theater keeping audiences interested because everybody's so freaked out about theater becoming irrelevant.” ThinkingFeelsAudienceBecomingRight NowTheaterWittyObsessionLoudPaceIrrelevantVery Witty Author:Annie Baker
“I've been enjoying 'Life on the Mississippi' by Mark Twain that I picked up at the airport randomly. It's very witty and interesting to read about his time as a steamboat pilot.” EnjoyInterestingMarkWittyPilotsEnjoy LifeAirportsMississippiSteamboatsVery Witty Author:Roman Coppola