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Famous Michael R. Burch Quotes
“If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.”
“If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!”
“There's no better tonic for other people's bad ideas, than to think for oneself.”
“It's not that every leaf must finally fall, it's just that we can never catch them all.”
“Trump appeals to right-wingnuts because when the going gets tough, they wig out.”
“Donald Trump has taken the Peter Principle to unprecedented heights. Or is it depths?”
“Many presidents have believed in God, but Donald Trump evidently believes that he is God.”
“What do we get when the Donald exposes his enormous ass? A trump roast.”
“What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.”
“Life's saving graces are love, pleasure, laughter ... wisdom, it seems, is for the Hereafter.”
“I lived as best I could, and then I died. Be careful where you step: the grave is wide.”
“I'll not! The gents are impressed with the way that I'm dressed. I wouldn't change even one spot.”