“These are clearly the end times, and now we understand why the prophets warned us about the Trump of Doom.” EndsTrumpProphetEnd TimesDoom Author:Michael R. Burch
“Donald Trump really is a fan of the Bible, except that it's far too long for him to read. So he just released a new, improved version, the Gospel According to Trump. It reads: "I, Donald Trump, am God. Praise, worship, and adore Me as I do Myself. Then all shall be Great, as I am Great. The End."” LongEndsFansTrumpWorshipPraiseVersionsAdore Author:Michael R. Burch
“Donald Trump isn't really running for president, come on! This is obviously a new reality show, Celebrity Presidential Apprentice. It ends with the incompetent celebrity being berated, humiliated, then unceremoniously fired.” EndsShowsRealityRunningPresidentTrumpPresidentialIncompetentHumiliatedApprenticeReality Shows Author:Michael R. Burch
