“Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.” IfsRunningPartyHairTrumpRepublicanTreats Author:Michael R. Burch
“Toupée or not toupée for professional government: that is the hair-raising question created by Donald Trump's candidacy.” GovernmentHairTrumpCandidacy Author:Michael R. Burch
“When Donald Trump becomes president, he'll fly on a jumbo jet rebadged Hair Force One. It will be oversized to contain his massive ego, and will have all the latest and greatest blowdryer technology.” ForcePresidentTechnologyHairTrumpEgoMassiveJetAir Force Author:Michael R. Burch
