“If brevity is the soul of wit then brevity and levity are the whole of it.” IfsSoulWholeWitBrevityLevity Author:Michael R. Burch
“If every witty thing that's said was true, Oscar Wilde, the world would worship You!” IfsWorldSaidWorshipWittyOscarsWildeWorship YouVery Witty Author:Michael R. Burch
“Donald Trump just pledged to be loyal to the Green Party, the Communist Party and Party Central, as long as they agree to be nice to that thing on his head. If not, all bets are off.” IfsLongPartyNiceTrumpAgreeGreenCommunistLoyalBeing NiceCommunist PartyGreen Party Author:Michael R. Burch
“Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.” IfsRunningPartyHairTrumpRepublicanTreats Author:Michael R. Burch
